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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 142 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I always feel silly to be such a vanilla romantic. I don't need much more than a snuggle and a little poop on my chest.

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 84 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Sure, sure. Catch it, if that's what you're in to.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

It's the simple pleasures.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago
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[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 85 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Deer god, why the fuck did you make foot people so vocal?

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 121 points 1 week ago (8 children)
[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did you just have this on hand, waiting for the perfect moment to deploy it?

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I typed "deer god" into google

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well I just saved it to deploy anytime I see "deer god" from now on.

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[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah, being into feet isn't inherently bad. But foot fetishists are always so damn creepy about it.

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[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 1 week ago (1 children)

honestly I'm just glad I don't have a shit fetish

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So many possibilities just flushed down the toilet...

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[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 64 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Halosheep@lemm.ee 27 points 1 week ago

The duality of man.

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[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

It feels like a blessing almost always.

When it doesnt is when someone wants nothing more than to fuck you and you're like neat. Want to cuddle after I get you off? Because this dick ain't budging lmfao

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[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago
[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think I just have a woman fetish. I've had "oh damn" moments with various body parts on different women over the years. Feet, hands, decolletage, ears, eyebrows... all sorts.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago
[–] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“I am a man that’s made of meat, While you’re on the internet, looking at feet”

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 32 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I kinda would rather be attracted to feet, if I'm honest.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It seems pretty great. There are a lot of cute people out in public with their feet visible, and if you stare at their feet, they'll just think you're shy.

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[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 week ago

I'd rather stay exactly the same tbh

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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Kids. Thank god I'm not attracted to kids. Or animals. Anything else is fair game. Feet attached to a consenting adult are fine. Don't see the big deal. I like to spit-shine the rusty sheriff's badge, so why the fuck would I care if someone likes a boring regular appendage like a foot? 🤷‍

Unless there's some angle to this non-foot people don't understand? Like, maybe being turned on by feet is comorbid with an uncontrollable need to blast rope over any uncovered foot you see? Now that would suck.

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not a foot fetishist, eh?

But you did post a Sonic meme... sideyes

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[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Fella haven’t seen pretty feet yet.

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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Also all the shit the sonic freaks are into.

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[–] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

When I was born, god gave me a choice.

I said, "I'll take the Autism, please."

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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (7 children)

People so ready to kink shame feet. Just wait some shawty gonna open your mind one day

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[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (35 children)

I became interested in why foot fetishes occur recently.

Basically, it's the same reason why breasts are considered sexual (they aren't); it's all about novelty. If we lived in a nudist colony, neither feet, nor breasts would be considered sexy.

Feet get covered by shoes, making them more novel.

Tribal cultures dont regarded breasts, or feet, as sexy.

Though it begs the question: if nudity became normalized, then what would be novel?

People would find personalities, voices, power dynamics, and fantasies more or less erotic than they are now (for most people).

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (19 children)

why breasts are considered sexual (they aren’t)

Breasts and feet are both sensitive and responsive to touch. If you've ever Netflix-and-Chilled, a foot rub is a classic opening move. Meanwhile, teasing someone's nipple is very normal foreplay.

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[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago (15 children)
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[–] rbamgnxl5@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This doesn't work.

If it were only about novelty, then why aren't there more bellybutton fetishes?

Being a fetish-having person, I can tell you there there is more than just an attraction to the object of your desire. It is a primal, deep, uncontrollable NEED to see or touch the object.

I am not a foot fetishist, so I do not presume to know the intimate details of what they like, but I can promise you, it has nothing to do with novelty. Fetishes have so many variants also; there are foot fetishes, sock fetishes, feet squishing stuff, toenail paint things, some want a footjob, some want to lick them or suck on toes, some people like big feet, small feet, the list goes on and on.

Maybe read just a tiny bit? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_fetishism#Cause

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago
[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

metric superiority

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