Imagine not being able to tell the time by just looking up
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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"Wow, I guess you really CAN'T buy taste then"
Realize you mistakenly spoke to a Baldwin and walk away
Barf in his face.
That's how they'll know whose assets to liquidate when the world wakes up.
"Hey what time is it? Im suppose to meet up with some friends later."
Cool. Anyway...
seems like a giant waste of money when you have phone that has the time on it.
Not gonna argue that it's not a waste of money to get a watch that expensive, but just having a watch is quite nice. Not having to fish my phone out of my pocket and click the power button every time i want to check the time is something i appreciate.
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Such frivolous spenditure will rot your money. Decay of your father's fortune and your child's kingdom. Begotten by weak flesh and temptation, coward from strength.
Even the homeless know to not show your power before you speak, or your trades will be levied against you.
"It must be so tedious being bound in the literal shackles of time. Worse yet to attach ones sense of manhood to their own enslavement. Even moreso to celebrate it with an even fancier manacle... I'm going to go enjoy a coffee. I'll be back whenever I'm done."
Yes, but do you have brass balls?
I think I made the better choice.
I eat them.
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Tell him I still banged your mom tho
Does your watch get good milage?
Nice.
-"What time is it?"
interesting, i also used to enjoy making poor people feel 'less than,' but then i graduated high school
So you could have donated that money to a food bank or homeless shelter and gotten a tax break. Or you could have just kept it and invested in dividend paying stock, but instead you spent it on a watch that tells you the same time as my $20 watch?
"Cool; I'll just take it right over to the pawn shop then"