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[–] RadioFreeArabia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Imagine not being able to tell the time by just looking up

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[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 3 points 1 week ago

"Wow, I guess you really CAN'T buy taste then"

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Realize you mistakenly spoke to a Baldwin and walk away

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Barf in his face.

[–] amorpheus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That's how they'll know whose assets to liquidate when the world wakes up.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Hey what time is it? Im suppose to meet up with some friends later."

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Cool. Anyway...

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

seems like a giant waste of money when you have phone that has the time on it.

[–] BearGun@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not gonna argue that it's not a waste of money to get a watch that expensive, but just having a watch is quite nice. Not having to fish my phone out of my pocket and click the power button every time i want to check the time is something i appreciate.

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[–] sunflowercowboy@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

Such frivolous spenditure will rot your money. Decay of your father's fortune and your child's kingdom. Begotten by weak flesh and temptation, coward from strength.

Even the homeless know to not show your power before you speak, or your trades will be levied against you.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

"It must be so tedious being bound in the literal shackles of time. Worse yet to attach ones sense of manhood to their own enslavement. Even moreso to celebrate it with an even fancier manacle... I'm going to go enjoy a coffee. I'll be back whenever I'm done."

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 points 1 week ago

Yes, but do you have brass balls?

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I think I made the better choice.

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

I eat them.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Yao_Ming.gif

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Tell him I still banged your mom tho

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Does your watch get good milage?

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Great! Does it help you with not shooting people as well?

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[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

-"What time is it?"

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

interesting, i also used to enjoy making poor people feel 'less than,' but then i graduated high school

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

So you could have donated that money to a food bank or homeless shelter and gotten a tax break. Or you could have just kept it and invested in dividend paying stock, but instead you spent it on a watch that tells you the same time as my $20 watch?

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

"Cool; I'll just take it right over to the pawn shop then"

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