Quite a low bar considering that I don't need a car of my own.
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"Oh, am I supposed to kiss it?"
Shoot the man.
Bragging is lower-class behavior
"What a horrible financial decision"
That watch salesman really ripped you off then.
Ok, and what's your question?
I couldn't care less.
Tell him I still banged your mom tho
Sad as fuck that you need expensive set pieces to maintain the facade of your self worth. If I were over here wearing a Timex I'd still be fine with who I was. Would you?
"Timex?"
Compliment it and remember that the guy is an asshole lmao
neet
The doom-slab in my contains rocks forced to think with lasers and it's cheap enough that I can lose or drop without shedding a tear. And you know the best part ? It tells time 3 orders of magnitude more accurately than you watch.
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Cool story bro
Smile and say "it's very pretty".
"your wife is still sleeping with the pool boy"
Good for you man, that's a really great watch 😊
Sad little men like that are most hurt by you not being offended by them. It's like with internet trolls; non-engagement is the best weapon. It also happens to require the least amount of energy or time. So easy, but so devastating to their ego.
What time is it?
"Big deal- I also have a small cock."
No wait I wanna change it to "I have a small cock too, but nobody can tell just by looking at me"
This isn't a car
I can read digital clocks faster.
That's how they'll know whose assets to liquidate when the world wakes up.
My phone is more accurate
Can you go careening around twisty mountain roads with the top down with a 6 speed manual stick with that watch? No? I'll take my Miata any day. Good luck with your time keeping.
I don't have a car