I don't have a car
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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"Wow, I guess you really CAN'T buy taste then"
Realize you mistakenly spoke to a Baldwin and walk away
Sad as fuck that you need expensive set pieces to maintain the facade of your self worth. If I were over here wearing a Timex I'd still be fine with who I was. Would you?
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"Timex?"
I can read digital clocks faster.
Can you go careening around twisty mountain roads with the top down with a 6 speed manual stick with that watch? No? I'll take my Miata any day. Good luck with your time keeping.
Yes, but do you have brass balls?
"It must be so tedious being bound in the literal shackles of time. Worse yet to attach ones sense of manhood to their own enslavement. Even moreso to celebrate it with an even fancier manacle... I'm going to go enjoy a coffee. I'll be back whenever I'm done."
I think I made the better choice.
I eat them.
"Fuck outta here with your garbage little trinket. Rolex as a whole, doesn't come anywhere NEAR the big three in any capacity, so go get yourself a real watch and I might be impressed, because all you've shown me so far is your have more money than taste...*
That's when you pull Nick Swarsdson's wrist watch bit. "Hey man I can't read my watch, can you read my watch?"
"Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!"
"Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!"
"Cool; I'll just take it right over to the pawn shop then"
"Oh that's cute, does it have a Spring Drive tho?"
Oh cool. Mine is made out of wood and leather and cost ten bucks. I've had it for two decades and my dad had it for four. It's really comfortable and loses a second a decade. How's yours do?
But can it djent?
Why would I spend money on a depreciating asset? My money works for me.