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[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My brain just went to "you were trying to cross the border right? Same as us, and that thief over there"

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

First time I heard the follow up line

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Fuck can we do this over teams

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yes, it would be simpler.

We all remember there's a tradeoff though, right?

[–] gnuplusmatt@reddthat.com 10 points 2 days ago

back to Monke

[–] usrtrv@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Why would they question bugs?

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Together ape strong

public static void itWasJustADream(Person)