Sorry, there is no cat behind the curtain.

I'm sorry, has this community somehow become some sort of curtain community? Is the delicate interplay between the colors and textures of the curtain, wallpaper, and flooring supposed to move me in some way that speaks "cat"? How dare you! Are there no standards anymore? Have we no decency amongst ourselves? Will the mods not step in to put an end to silliness like this? I did not sign up to see boring pictures of curtains with remarkably cute little paws. What is this preposterousness?

How has no one commented this yet?

Pay no attention to the cat behind the curtain

My cat does this too. I like to walk around and loudly wonder where she has gone off to. Then she’ll happily wiggle her tail moving the curtains back and forth.

When my cat tries to ambush us, he likes to hide in his cat tunnel with his butt sticking out. You can tell an attack is imminent by his signature wiggle.

Where is the cat?

I don't see any cats in this picture.

^^/s

I can only see a couple of cotton balls at the bottom of the curtain.