this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2023
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"Occasional Federation Issues" sounds like the name of a post-wave Romulan funk band.

Note: This is not bashing the admins or anything at all, or at least not remotely intended to do so. Just making a funny about federation issues. They happen, I'm not too worried. Rather these problems than deal with the 'other site'.

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[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

startrek.website should call its mods Admirals so we can blame them whenever anything goes wrong 😁

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

....

Genius.

Hey @ValueSubtracted? Congratulations on the promotion.

[–] ValueSubtracted@startrek.website 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh god. Promoted for an hour and already planning galactic domination.

Perfectly sliding into the role already!

[–] ValueSubtracted@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you're going to have delusions, you might as well go for the really satisfying ones.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just be careful you don't get exploded in your evil chair by sustained phaser fire

[–] milkisklim@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wasn't that a Commander and not an Admiral?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Lieutenant Commander but the joke still works lol

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] teft@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What every Starfleet Admiral aspires to be:

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Why is the instance down?

THAT'S A STUPID QUESTION.

[–] teft@startrek.website 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They put it on the poster?!

That legit brought a tear to my eye. She’s the best.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago

Completely agreed. Actually felt the urge to rewatch that scene after seeing your comment. I caved. Rebecca Romijn is a brilliant actress to begin with but those small things are what made me fall in love with her. Every defense drops. She goes from the calm, cool, collected, confident and frankly sexy Number One that we know to a little kid who just saw snow for the first time.

God I love her. And all of the casting for Strange New Worlds.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANNA REWATCH IT NOW GODDAMMIT

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Just ignore me talking to myself in the corner. Testing some federation stuff. Carry on.

Looks like it's pretty much done although it is showing posts on my account that I deleted yesterday.

[–] zcd@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The crossover episode has to be one of my favorites of all time, and the "its on the poster" reveal was such an amazing emotional icing on the cake

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

"Riker" got me lol

And Section 31 power walk.

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

Nah, that is OG Romulan punk.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When you think about it, the vast majority of serious problems shown in the Star Trek universe can be classified as “Hardship: Spacebreaker”

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You ain't wrong.

Also that's a fantastic game.

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Did Kansas conquer the world in that universe?