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What are your favorite insane laptops?
Mine is the Dell Rugged: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F56ION4_n0
Bump and fall proof, liquid proof, sand proof (and cat hairs proof I assume), extreme heat/cold proof, can be used as a blunt weapon in an emergency. Ridiculously overkill for anyone that's not a geologist working in Antarctica or an archaeologist in the Gobi desert, and ridiculously overkill is fun
Let summon BOSS: Expanscape Aurora 7
I would like to argue but I can't... you win ๐ That's just... I don't have words. Just wow ๐คฏ ๐คฏ ๐คฏ
Every Macbook Air in the coffeeshop crashes out of sheer terror and awe when you unfold that nerdstation.
โฆwords fail me.
Bravo, fellow meatbag.
i could definitely use something like this when i take a shit
OMG I must have it.
Mine.
Quad screen portable setup, baybeh! Razer's Valerie aint got nuttin' on me!
your desktop backgrounds I can't ๐๐๐
This bad boy can take two 5.25"s at same time.
Same
TWO floppy readers? ๐ฎ
Reminds me of SOL, a solar powered rugged laptop running Ubuntu. I think they are on that for the past 10 years or something.
I won't lie that's pretty cool!
GPD Win Max 2. I love this little thing so much. ~8-10 hours of battery life, up to 64GB RAM, 16-core Ryzen on the newest model, 2K display. It's only 10 inches and it can run Cyberpunk with raytracing. It also has two slots for SSD's and an optional LTE module.
The sticks are hall effect sensors, so there's no drift (looking at you, Nintendo). The keyboard is backlit and feels way too satisfying for something this small. (I actually like typing on it)
On the backside of the device, you can slide out two metal covers and place them on top of the thumbsticks, hiding them and making the device look more professional.
I once took this to a customer doing a training session and dropped the line "This thing is more powerful than all the computers in this room" and it was probably true.
10/10 device - it's a solid laptop though I worry about longevity (they're a bastard to repair because the arts are all hard to find).
Upside is it's the perfect machine for travel gaming!
Do you grip the device in both hands to use the joysticks, or do you just move them around with your thumbs? It looks rather thick, but also very cool.
the design is insane, the people behind it are insane, the story is double-insane.
Whaaat? I can't believe someone thought this was a good idea ๐
Wait. Is that windows AND android ?
yes. yes it is.
ThinkPad W701DS. Depending on configuration it has an intergrated Wacom digitiser w/ pen, a built-in Pantone colorimeter, two RAIDed hard drives and of course the glorious second screen that pops out.
I was laughing my ass off at the "two 250GB hard drives" until I saw that the video was 16 years old ๐ฎ
The w700ds/w701ds ("Dual Screen")
... was not Lenovo's last try at putting two screens on a laptop; see also the X1 Fold and Yoga 9i
yea and then you install windows on it
95 obviously, for the vibes
I got a couple I really like, though for vastly different reasons:
Fujitsu Lifebook P-2046. It was semi-rugged with a magnesium alloy chassis but, the real awesome bit was the Transmeta Crusoe processor. It was super power efficient (~15hr between charges with the extended battery) and performed decently. The thing was really ahead of its time.
That seems much too pragmatic for this thread ๐
Possibly but the CPU was pretty crazy. It used "code morphing" to translate x86 instructions to its internal ISA, something that just seems a bit ridiculous to do at the hardware level.
It's way more common than you may realize. Intel & AMD (and other x86 CPU manufacturers of the time) did it before the first Crusoe CPU launched. (2000 according to Wikipedia)
CISC architectures are now seen as inefficient, so all the new ones are RISC and new CISC CPUs just translate the instructions to their intenal RISCier microarchitecture. The CPU's microcode specifies what an instruction translates to.
I don't think the Mediaworkstations a-X2P ever came out of "limited production", but with an EPYC processor, desktop GPU and 6 screens it still meets the mark IMO.
[Edit]: Sorry, a pair of EPYC processors. And it's a shipping product.
I actually used OPs Dell as a paramedic. It wasn't bad but I still prefer toughbooks
Those things aren't as rugged as they imply. Go for a brief jaunt and skip a little while swinging it by the handle. It'll turn into a laptop shaped projectile and leave a dent in both the ground and your wallet.
I am on my third Rugged. Two lemons, third one is fine. Beware, these have hardware issues and get the extended warranty.
MSI titan line of monsters "technically a laptop, but is closer to a overkill desktop gaming monster". They all weighs like 6 kilos
The laptop with a full sized mechanical keyboard on it. Oh and dual 330w power bricks.
https://www.pcworld.com/article/407225/acer-predator-21-x-review.html
your Rugged reminded me of GRiD and it looks like they are still in business!
https://www.griduk.com/products/rugged-laptops/gridcase-1590/
This was recently featured on Linus Tech Tips: https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Ruggedized-trifold-computer-offers-three-18_1600635369600.html
Wow, that looks like something I'd drag to LAN parties in the late 90s.
Huawei Matebook Fold genuinely had me like wow.
Who's going to start the YouTube channel for it called "Kennit?" where you see just what you can use it to do? First episode should be as an oar.
