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[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 103 points 1 year ago

What's stupid is that most times people get food poisoning they blame the wrong meal so it might as well have been from their breakfast and not from the pizza they ate for dinner.

[-] goa_mpu@feddit.de 69 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wow. Anon is an asshole. Imagine working at domino's, because you have to, and some mf screws with you and makes your working day horrible, because he got the shits a few years ago.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 28 points 1 year ago

Pretty average level of brainless vindictiveness for 4chan

If they were well adjusted they wouldn't be on the site

[-] telllos@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago

People have weird obsessions, I worked tech support for an ISP. We had a few, special customers. Some with 600+ tickets

[-] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago

Having experienced the pain and suffering of working tech support early in my career, whenever I open a ticket anywhere I'm careful to be as clear, precise and polite as I can.

A close second to the insane profanity-filled tickets were the "THING BROKE. PLZ FIX THING" tickets with absolutely no clues as to what's happening.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 12 points 1 year ago

I like it when they decide that something is broken when it isn't because they've just done something wrong.

An example I've actually had: The keyboard's broken = I've changed the text colour in outlook to white, and completely failed to acknowledge that the keyboard magically works in every other application.

[-] PFShady@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I hated that time in my career. You get to talk to the worst humanity has to offer.

[-] colin@lemmy.uninsane.org 6 points 1 year ago

oof, yeah that’s me & Spotify rn. each time they send me a marketing email i reply to it asking them not to send me marketing materials and i CC all the addresses which would reach a human (support@, help@, marketing@, abuse@, and if i’m feeling pissy then legal@).

and each time i get a human reply instructing me how to unsubscribe, and sometimes we’ll back-and-forth a bit about how that’s not the point. Spotify’s special: most companies will just unsubscribe you and get it over with if you ask, but not Spotify. i don’t really enjoy doing any of this but like you said: some of us have weird obsessions.

[-] doctorcherry@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Sounds interesting. What was the subject of these tickets?

[-] vsis@feddit.cl 37 points 1 year ago

I feel like I won but I'm stressed out what happens...

This is what would happen if Joker kills Batman.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago
[-] colin@lemmy.uninsane.org 2 points 1 year ago

what if joker kills joker?

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 year ago

Sociopath much

[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

I’m not even mad anymore

Then the revenge worked?

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 25 points 1 year ago

It's a multi-stage boss. The next one is Chipotle.

[-] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Anon is the Reverse-Flash.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

He won but actually lost.

[-] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

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