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[–] darkmarx@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I had an intern tell me about some of the computers her dad has kept from "the turn of the century." My mind went to 1900 before realizing what she meant.

[–] BaroqueBobby@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Windows 98 PCs are now in museums!

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was born in the 1970s ...

... don't tell me, i was born in the mid 1900s

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How about mid to late 1900s?

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Already sound better

[–] katkit@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

More and more often, when asking for when something happened, I hear people respond with something like "in the last century".