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Alt Text: Tweet, "There are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now. A fucked up fate I would not wish on my worst enemy."

Image of a buxom blonde in a skintight latex suit with a whip.

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Oh Drew, methinks the lady doth protest too much.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago

Brb, moving to New York.

[–] DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone 19 points 15 hours ago

What's the go here. Do we have to pay, do we commit a crime. I would like more details please ?

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 193 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

If they sell Zohran any harder, I'm gonna need a change of pants.

[–] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 42 points 18 hours ago

Guarantee this guy pays a statuesque blonde to beat the shit out of him, or wishes he could afford to.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (5 children)

Meanwhile, FEMA emergency disaster shelter funds are currently being redirected (by noted puppy executioner Kristi 'ICE Barbie' Noem) toward building the 'Alligator Alcatraz' concentration camp by the Trump regime.

Nope, not making that up.

https://newrepublic.com/post/197148/dhs-kristi-noem-plans-fema-immigration-prisons-alligator-alcatraz

They are literally building a concentration camp in the middle of a swamp, with a literal alligator infested moat, reasoning that the alligators will eat anyone who tries to escape.

They're doing this with the money that is supposed to go toward flood and hurricane shelters.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 21 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

It's a little worse than that, believe it or not. That site development was abandoned in the first place because of environmental concerns. So it's harming the Everglades, keeping it from draining as well, meaning it could actually cause worse flooding in a hurricane, FEMA funds being used to make disasters worse.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

I cannot think of a better place for him and his entire administration to spend their remaining days on earth.

if it was possible, I would trap their souls there for as long as possible to fester and degrade into nothingness.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

I'm looking forward to the find out phase come hurricane season

[–] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 17 hours ago

Gatornado confirmed

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 128 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

This is either satire or another case of conservatives being entirely unable to criticise anything without also broadcasting their kinks

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 13 points 17 hours ago

I'd say it has to be satire, but these days you just never know, do you?

[–] witchybitchy@lemm.ee 16 points 18 hours ago

I read it as an incredibly insecure man can't stand the idea of having to be subservient to women. simple misogyny. although I wouldn't be surprised if there was, like, a subconscious sexual thing also

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 10 hours ago

It's impossible to satirise these people.

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[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 13 points 15 hours ago

It really depends on the kind of music being played...

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 134 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Guess I'm moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 21 points 19 hours ago

moving to New York

Well you'll have to pay a lot of money anyhow then

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 30 points 21 hours ago

I will swim across the Atlantic ocean if that's what it takes

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 20 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

Does my dommy mommy have to be tall and blonde all the time, or can there be like a rotation?

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[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 31 points 19 hours ago

I am okay with this (but only if Mistress allows ofc)

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 52 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I see no issue here? Seems like he wants men in leather instead.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 2 points 12 hours ago

Women🥰🥰

[–] tuckerm@feddit.online 43 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (3 children)

Reposting what I said on Mastodon, since a few people seem to be falling for this one:

[...] but this looks like satire, and searching for that poster's name suggests that he's not being serious here.
Case in point: he has a blog that shows he's not a Trumper.
https://drewpavlou.substack.com/p/maga-maoism-trumpism-as-a-third-world

Conservatives have a hard time understanding satire (article about this), let's make sure progressives don't become the same way. (I know, it's hard, especially when a lot of conservative opinions are indistinguishable from satire.)

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Poe's Law. Conservatives post shit like this all the time unironically.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 5 points 17 hours ago

And not the first time they've tried to slam something and actually made it look great instead.

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[–] AlexLost@lemm.ee 17 points 18 hours ago

Umm... Where do I sign up?

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 27 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

As long as death by snu snu is a form of execution. When that happens, sign me up.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

Umm, are we talking like 2 week summer camp? I'd be game.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 25 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 22 points 22 hours ago

Isn't this Muppet Australian? He's as irrelevant as that fat Aussie guy who calls himself an Alpha male and sucks Trump's ass.

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

People pay good money for this at present. Is this future offering it for free? Cuz I’m in.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

First free busses, now this?!?

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 15 points 21 hours ago (7 children)

I continue to have my mind blown that anyone takes this hysterical, cartoonish, right wing fear mongering seriously.

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