Sir, I wish to inform you that you have been selected in an unclear process by a black clothed man in the style of a rapper who has recieved the given name of "X." A result of being selected in this process; the man known as "X" has a plan which he will soon execute in which he will decide to distribute something that is of an unknown quantity or nature but is likely to be dangerous to yourself.

Knock knock, open up the Dayquil, it's real.

With th' non stop, pop-pop of its a hallucination