You missed the perfect opportunity to say “That’d be glorious”
this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2023
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My house has been shamed and lost honor.
Glory to you... and your TPS reports.
Today is a good day to file
It would be amusing to see a Klingon cube farm. All office drama will be handled by personal duels of honor.
Having worked in a cubicle office where Nerf battles were a frequent occurrence, let's just say that it would be the death of productivity. And that's before you lose co-workers to ritual office battles.
Hey, was bug #4587 fixed yet?
"No idea. That was Carl's task, but he died without honor last week. So probably not."
Also the idea of getting through every code review with a bat'leth just sounds exhausting.
It would be great for business! You'd only have to pay salaries to the survivors.
Suddenly, "industry veteran" has a whole new meaning to it.
They said I could listen to car talk with Martok at a reasonable volume.
....
Where is my red Bat'leth? Okay... I'm going to send this whole place to Gre'thor
You fucked GOWRON?!
Gonna show her my GLORY face!
I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that.
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