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Anon gets a pump at the gym (media.discordapp.net)

submitted 1 year ago by JTskulk@lemmy.world to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[–] Yazer@lemmy.ca 94 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Of all the things that happened, this happened the most. Trust me bro. wink

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No matter how absolutely it happened, it is still hilarious.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

I will never tire of reading greentext fiction

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

God damn, that was a bold ass wink

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't believe this, he doesn't even mention what weights he uses on his lids.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you lift, bro?

.7 grams, bro.

BRO.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Man that's nothing, I used to tape my eyes shut and open them through sheer will power.

[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago

Moral of the story: never skip lid day

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

😉

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I have an urge to want to see swole lids now