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submitted 11 months ago by Damaskox@kbin.social to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

What happens next?

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[-] jet@hackertalks.com 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

We have all either forgotten we had sex, or we politely pretend sex never happened... Kind of like a school reunion really... (Forgotten is most likely.... )

What an amazing room! What an odd collection of people, hi what do you do....

I hope there's name tags! That could get awkward quickly... Maybe some games? I hope it's at a Dave & Buster's.

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

None of them would know what the connection is.. at first. That would be some serious cringe as they all realize I am the common denominator. 😖

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Most likely I'd find wife and then sneak out with her.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I enjoy the peace and quiet.

[-] Extrasvhx9he@lemmy.today 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Alone again, naturally

Edit: obligatory link to song

[-] Femcowboy@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

I apologize to one for just using her for sex, catch up with 3 others, just chat with the one I still talk to on and off.... Genuinely sounds like it could be a pleasant evening. Might bust out a board game or something.

[-] God_Is_Love@reddthat.com 4 points 11 months ago

Have several panic attacks probably

[-] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

A few of them would wonder why there are women and men in that room, but a few would already know why.

[-] Damaskox@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

why there are women and men in that room

Is it strange to see/find people in a room?
The room doesn't suggest anything on its own - it's just an ordinary room.

[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 4 points 11 months ago
[-] Damaskox@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

You mean whatever happens around you in said room?

Yeah, you would.

[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 2 points 11 months ago

No I meant all the previous sex. If it’s all people I don’t remember that would make it awkward.

[-] Damaskox@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It would otherwise be under "normal world circumstances".

You remember what you remember now and you remember more/same/less in the room when you see people.

[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 1 points 11 months ago

I’ll probably just check out of that situation, thanks though.

[-] hahattpro@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Am I alone, or there are clones of myself in the room with me too?

[-] Damaskox@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago

If you have had sex with yourself, then maybe...but I don't count masturbation so...how...?

[-] MrAlternateTape@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'll have to find a way to convince my gf that these woman are in fact not prostitutes and I've never seen them before......

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

50 women talking shit about me does not sound fun. At all.

And there's bound to be a dozen or so I don't recognize.

[-] waterbogan@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

How did this ballroom get hired at such short notice?

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Well they two of them already managed to find each other on their own independently. So I'll still get ganged up on. In a sort of friendly way. I still have a good relationship with those two.

The third person I'll have to spend most of the evening trying to avoid because she is actually really annoying. Which I can now clearly see now that I'm not 18 anymore.

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 months ago

We'd probably talk and listen to music. At least it wouldn't be that weird, talking to myself, since the room is empty.

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