Real pros streamline and take off the seat and lid altogether.
this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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I have a solution to our hygiene problems, everyone: poop hoses. Dropping a spooky dookie into a bowl of water is outdated and gross. We can just attach a poop hose to our bee hinds and wham! Hygiene.
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my toilet in rented apartment doesn't have a lid
You can buy lids at Home Depot/Lowes.
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I usually close it afterwards, unless I did a stinky - then I’ll leave it open to throw off suspicion.
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They don't have Washlets (bidet seats) so they're all a fail from me :P
Though 100% on closing the lid.
Everyone else dribbles all over the seat and doesn't clean it so I leave it up.
Because as we all know, bacteria stay put and do not travel to anything else, even if it touches the bacteria laden surface.