Asklemmy

I am now dead as ive been instagibbed by a wall. Pretty good overall

i'm now in the stall someone else is shitting in

I fall to the floor and possibly hit my head on a table on the way down.

I'm on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles

I now have to crawl back onto my couch. And I'm cold now too.

A painful and likely explosive death

I'd be in a wall, and 2 objects occupying the same space would like result and a violent resettling of local physics as particles push each other out of the way

I just took my evening shit on the floor of my bathroom, which is unfortunate.

I've clipped into a pool table.

I'm in a sitting position, one foot beyond my desk, with my feet about 10 inches off the ground, and my butt is about 16 inches off the ground. I fall on my ass comedically, amidst loud cursing.

I am impaled by the edge of the couch.

sitting on my friend's legs rather than comfortably next to him on the couch

I'm dead.

I am now inside my desk. I die a slow and painful death.

I'd be on the floor. Which is a problem because I have a broken ankle/leg and can't put weight on it for another week.

Inside my coat closet...not the first time I'll struggle getting out of one

I am now a propane stove/human hybrid.

I'm now swimming in a icy river, with a small ferry passing by next to me. Yay!

I am in my cat's litter box

I am now out of my cozy and comfy bed and on the floor while hitting my head on my lamp :(

minimum 10 foot fall into the cold mud with my pants down. Please don't.

I'd be literally just standing in the middle of my balcony instead of on the side. Not bad.

I’m now peeing on the floor in the hallway

Wall.

I fall off the couch.

I'm now on my husband's lap as he driving us 70 mph on the highway.

That seems highly unsafe.

I shit in the sink.

It depends on whether I displace the wall, or the wall displaces me.

I guess I’ll be sitting on the ground now.

I would assume I’m dead since there is a workout machine made of steel next to me.

I'm clipping through the hairdresser right now, send help

Finally, I'm inside my wife.

I am now sitting on the left side of my bed instead of the right one.

I'm now shitting in the tub and about to fall right into it.

I I am now sitting on nothing in the walkway through my living room. I fall on my butt on the carpet, severely swear, and then try for a bit to figure out what the hell just happened.