I'm in a different chair
this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
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It's a close one, but I just barely manage not to be embedded in my kitchen counter
I'm now sitting partially inside my couch's end table. My wife just fell down the stairs.
Nice try, you're not socialing my security question.
I'm probably partially inside a dishwasher now and now we have to wait forever for the apartment managers to replace it and the counter.
AKA my life becomes slightly harder as now I have the first world problem of having to manually wash and dry dishes by hand.
Im sat on a turd
I fall off the radiator attached to my wall.
In sitting under my telescope
You just discovered the tensile strength of the color green is umpity dumpity 400. How does that make your left nut feel?
That's how utterly asinine these kinds of queries are.