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im so fucking gay its unbelievable
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is. For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
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(I want to post this for the joke, but full-body latex feels a little hotter atm)
Thighs is life
They both activate my neurons for me. I'm also gay af
Gotta be honest, tights are also great, and I wanna see more of them.
I mean, who tf would wear an unitard like that on top
Michelle Pfeiffer in Batman 2: I've got a message from you.
Pfeiffer woke a bunch of kids the fuck up with that movie
So what's a unitard
The one tard to rule them all.
Ok thanks
Very tight onesie minus the soles.
Hm, ok.. weird
But cat burglars!
Is this like how seeing just a bit of ankle in ye olde times made men crazy?