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[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] Sallp@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

Wouldn't it be homophobic not to eat fish because they are gay.

[–] cobra89@beehaw.org 5 points 11 months ago

So you like fish dicks

[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

:( fish are allies, they never judged you. Leave them be

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dude I had a fish named Harold and he was a petty bitch. Instead of eating the food I'd give him he'd try to jump out of the tank. He'd eat the feeder goldfish when everyone else fed him. Maybe the rest of the fish are allies but not him. Rest in piss, Harold I'm glad the cats ate you.

[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 11 months ago

you put Harold in a little gaol and he acted out. I mean what do you expect? he never knew his home but only that something about where he lived was wrong :(

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Oh they judge. Just quietly.

[–] HN82@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's okay to eat fish 'cause they don't have any feelings

[–] AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] HN82@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I didn't know this one. Tks

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 points 11 months ago

Women/men/enbies want me, fish fear me

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Yes. I eat the fish.

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] VicentAdultman@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Them like fish sticks 🤮

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Don't worry fish, we'll try not to kill you all. We still want to eat your children and grandchildren in the future, so you going extinct would be kind of inconvenient.

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] meteorswarm@beehaw.org 4 points 11 months ago

But... We are all fish

[–] alx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago

I want this one, but with "straight" and "fish" swapped

[–] FQQD@feddit.de 1 points 11 months ago

Wait can you actually buy this shirt? Asking for a friend