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submitted 10 months ago by sempersigh@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

Woah interesting article I better share it with my pals on hexbear.net

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[-] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago
[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Fucking amateurs, get back to me when you cam cause a mass extinction event.

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

You could say that because humans domesticated cats and spread them across the globe that this is all on us anyway

[-] Sopje@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

I thought cats domesticated themselves. I feel like you’re victim blaming here

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

They started living near us of their own volition (dirty humans, at least they attract mice…). I’m fairly certain humans took the extra step of handling kittens so they would grow up friendly. Once a cat reaches a certain age it becomes very difficult if not impossible to domesticate a feral.

[-] sempersigh@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

I know we have a lot of gamers on this website so let me sum this article up in a way you guys can understand.

Okay so you guys know halo right? Let’s break it down like this

Master Chief= Your outdoor Cat (specifically your cat. Yes you; not cats in general YOUR CAT) “b-but in instanbul it’s different our cats are innocent pepperonis an- “ I don’t want to hear it!!!!

Innocent creatures of the biosphere = The Covenant or “noobs”

Now imagine if your cat was getting a “killing frenzy” every 30 minutes just from being outside….. fucked up huh?

[-] ToxicDivinity@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

outdoor-cat here I go killing again party-cat

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago
[-] SeducingCamel@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

I love my little goobers I couldn't imagine ever letting them outside.

[-] voight@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

how are they supposed to build up herd immunity against cars and parasites that live inside rats?

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

An old fisherman once told me that bait grows more potent with age….

[-] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

putting on cat ears and skulking around outside until someone catches me

[-] the_kid@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

as a bird haver, I am anti-cat

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