How's this plan progressing? : memes

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 115 points 10 months ago

Um. Next year isn't 2025, son. Step away from the pipe.

[-] Exusia@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The meme scientist was so concerned whether or not they COULD post a meme

They forgot to stop and ask if they should post this one

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Yes it is. Have you been sleeping for a year? We all thought you were just pretending, but you lay in that bed snoring the whole of 2024.

Wake up, otter! Stop d0zing through entire years! 2025 starts tomorrow! Don't trust your phone, NTP glitched while you were asleep and it's also wrong!!

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago

Dude. Ketamine is not your friend.

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[-] masquenox@lemmy.world 98 points 10 months ago

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[-] mossy_@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago

They're not friggin planarians

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

At first, I thought you meant planetars (from D&D), and I didn't know about that piece of trivia and felt inferior as a nerd.

But no, you really meant planarians (from reality), which is a science word and I now feel inferior because I am a moron.

Planarians are flatworms (phylum Platyhelminthes) found in freshwater bodies and their regenerative abilities have been documented for centuries (Pallas, 1766; Dalyell, 1814). Planarians can regenerate new heads, tails, sides, or entire organisms from small body fragments in a process taking days to weeks.

[-] mossy_@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

Friend, you're not a moron just cause you didn't know about some relatively unknown aquatic creature. You just got out-nerded this time 😎

[-] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago

The really weird part is that I actually did know.

What I don’t know is when, where, or how I got that information.

[-] mossy_@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Are you the alt domain for the person I was talking to or someone random injecting themself in the conversation? Either way I'm happy you acquired knowledge at some point in the past

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[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 32 points 10 months ago

Only for a very short time

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Bet they'll still sell them at full price.

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[-] Kase@lemmy.world 77 points 10 months ago

2025

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Just like 2 more week

2024: Am I a joke to you?

[-] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 51 points 10 months ago

UK is in a different time zone

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

Oh right, my bad

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Ask September 3rd-13th, 1752.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I would ask, but I can't find them. Where'd they go?!

[-] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Imperial months

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 53 points 10 months ago

That's a good idea, actually. That way, they could sleep on these benches with the armrest in the middle.

[-] LaMouette@jlai.lu 47 points 10 months ago

Maybe it's because I'm not a native english speaker but I read this as a pledge to murder all homeless people by cutting them in half 🤔

[-] throw4w4y5@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago

that’s the joke.png

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[-] Navarian@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

While this particular ad is fake, it's entirely on brand for the party featured on it to state that they want to do that.

They recently stated they believed being homeless is a lifestyle choice.

Source: Am political journalist in UK.

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[-] unoriginalsin@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Maybe it's because I am a native english speaker but I read this as a pledge to murder all homeless people by cutting them in half 🤔

[-] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Maybe it's because I'm a homeless person but I read this as a pledge to murder all English speakers by cutting them in half 🤔

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[-] cynar@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The conservatives make pledges to solve social issues, like homelessness, all the time. They almost never actually follow through. Instead they often act to make the problem "go away", often to the detriment of those they claimed to want to help.

One of those pledges was to cut homelessness in half. However no extra money or resources were actually provided to do this. This sign is a protest of that (and many other) lies. At a glance, it's one of their normal lies. It's only when you read it more carefully your brain goes "wait, what?!?".

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Is this because they found out the saws were too expensive?

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[-] Hyperreality@kbin.social 26 points 10 months ago

Have you tried "kill the poor"?

[-] Sentrovasi@kbin.social 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'm not saying do it, I'm saying run it through the computer and see whether it would work.

[-] Colorcodedresistor@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago

But, once we kill the 'poor poor', wont the regular poor be next? and then 'the not so but mostly poor' after that?

where does the poor stop!?

[-] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

There's always a bottom 10%. We'll run our society like General Electric - up or out.

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[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Tbf, cutting people in half typically doesn't support them staying alive

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[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 25 points 10 months ago

Nearly done. Just waiting on a chainsaw from Amazon.

[-] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 24 points 10 months ago

Seems a little extreme to me. Surely, there most be more humane solutions.

[-] Retrograde@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

There isn't, and don't call me Shirley.

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[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

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[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Finally a realistic solution to end homelessness /s

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[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Hey, if it worked for King Solomon...

[-] root_beer@midwest.social 10 points 10 months ago

it’s going messily, op

[-] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Why cut them in half when we could continue to let them suffer for decades and accept none of the blame or consequences?

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[-] mkwt@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

That is a wildly morbid slogan.

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[-] ReiRose@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

O-<- / -<

[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Well, as usual they offloaded the work on the cheapest contractor, which happens to be homeless people, and they have been dragging their feet. Not the conservative's fault really, that's the innate laziness of the working class.

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[-] albert180@feddit.de 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

They first have to quit the international human rights agreements before they are allowed to cut people in Halves. Give them a break!

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I wasn't gonna pay this month's rent but fuck that. I just had to apply at the cheap porn studio for fluffer and the rest is history. Cuz I don't want the government to cut me in half. Sure it feels like being cut in half sometimes but it pays the bills.

[-] Naz@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

It's been a while since I've been scrolling Lemmy and literally had to stop due to bursting out laughing.

[-] SGG@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Turns out homeless people drink much more milk than expected, or are somehow getting their hands on calcium supplements, their bones are far less brittle than expected and keep dulling out the blades.

[-] nUbee@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

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[-] bouh@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Well, if there are twice as many homeless then, it's a proven success isn't it?

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Is this sponsored by the British or conservatives? I'm getting mixed signals here.

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