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Realistic beauty (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

squint hard

nobody ❤️ you

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Now I just have to find this nobody

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

I keep seeing them on memes, but they never say anything

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 11 months ago

This guy Homerus wrote a book about him

[–] ExfilBravo@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Somewhere out there.. There is a disembodied head in a jar that is still alive Futurama style that loves me... Because he said noBODY loves you.

[–] Murdoc@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And here I thought that it was geese that were the real jerks.

[–] ralakus@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Swans are just upper class geese

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

birdbrains

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago

N-O-B-O-D-Y...

Wait, that's not how you spell "never"

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

Thet look like their necks are broken

[–] poddus@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago

i feel personally attacked. brilliant

[–] Crul@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Source Gudim:

[–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works -1 points 11 months ago

My girlfriend says otherwise 🙃