This is the most upvotes I have seen on Lemmy so far! We gotta get this over 1k at least!
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2023
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Itβs been 6 days since the original post. OP was 3 days out from the poopless leg of his trip. OP, I hope everything went according to plan!
Please update when back!
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This has to be a kink thing, one of the weirder ones. Holding a plug, not sweating, because it is not wished?
Else it is something illegal. Drug mule, crossing a border which would either make the drugs visible, or maybe another crime to not leave obvious DNA traces. No sweating to not look suspicious on control? Not much stuff to disguise the longer travel?
I'm leaning towards drug smuggling
No pooping so they don't expel the drug packets that they have ingested. No sweating so they dont seem nervous. And less peeinhg since will be travelling, on planes, cars etc
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One of the more interesting posts I've seen here
My only advice would be to have a back up plan. If you fail to plan, you plan to fail, and there's no guarantee you won't get an unpleasant surprise. You say you'll use the toilet if you're about to shit yourself, but what if you can't make it and do end up shitting yourself because you put it off so long?
OP is literally asking us the most efficient way to get backed up. What other backup plan could they need?
OP, can you get hold of any stimulant appetite suppressants? They'll pull double doody for you. You'll eat less and be constipated.
I really wish I knew what I did in the past to achieve this. Depression and poor eating habits?
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Im dying at the urgency. "Guys tell me how to not shit for 3 days AND DONT ASK QUESTIONS DAMNIT"
I'm imagining you shipping yourself in a crate to another country and wanting to avoid getting poo all over you π€£
Good luck mailing yourself out of the country.
I'm honestly more curious about this than I was about any of the locked safes.
Is the goal to keep the poop inside your body? If it's allowed to come out and play, you could blend it with gatorade and consume it as soon as possible to minimize time spent outdoors.
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Are you being human trafficked?