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Tbf, there's a difference between knowing instinctively that someone poops and being first-hand witness to the godawful stench of post-chipotle bowel movement in an area with poor air circulation (AC aside).
Crush is definitely involved though.
I've heard that Robert Zemeckis is interested in your story. He mentioned something about filming "Pooped Away"...
nothing to suggest but i'm absolutely fascinated by your post, op. please post results.
I think water fasting would do you the best. There was this guy in 1965 who fasted for over a year eating nothing but some vitamins prescribed by the doctors and drinking water coffe and tea https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_Barbieri%27s_fast
He apparently also only pooped every 2 months https://www.diabetes.co.uk/blog/2018/02/story-angus-barbieri-went-382-days-without-eating/
The important first step is preparation. You need to clean the pipes. There should be nothing left inside you before you commence on the trip. So take some laxatives and do some cleaning. After youβre thoroughly pristine you must only consume a clear liquid diet, so clear juices and soft drinks (make sure you consume the full sugar version because thatβs how youβll get your energy). Take a multivitamin each day. On the second or third day take an Imodium, this is likely overkill but you wonβt poop. Return to a normal diet on the third day but do so gradually over the course of a day or two. I cannot guarantee that this method will not damage your health and the risk will likely be greater if you have other health conditions, but you wont poop sooo.
I wonder if doing a colon cleanse beforehand help? Similar to what people do before a colonoscopy.
Also, it is an odd request but Iβm now fully vested in your post to see what others suggest.
Just wanted to say I was here for this.
Define "illegal". Like, marijuana is legal for recreational use in my state. I'm looking forward to some edibles when I get home, hahah
If it's important you can easily just not eat for three days. Otherwise, there's nothing you can eat that will be safe and prevent you from pooping.
MREs. Particularly US MREs. You can eat em as much as you want and you won't have to go for a week.
Fear the end of the week, however
I don't have anything to add, I just wanna be part of this.
Im just posting so I can see my username on one of Whang's videos one day.
What the fuck?
Good luck mailing yourself out of the country.
Such an oddly terrifying post.
If you make it to wherever you're going, please let us know the story!
hahah ok this is good content
Just use the MRE's you've no doubt been issued for beast week and stop complaining. Also hide your phone trainee, the MTI's are coming.
Well... just don't eat. You don't need to eat for 3 days to survive during that time
Hard boiled eggs. Astronauts love them because they are almost completely absorbed and pooping in space is a hassle.
Me surviving 1week without pooping