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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[โ€“] koavf@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I have fasted for three straight days on many occasions and it was pretty easy for me. Drinking zero-calorie beverages (coffee, tea, water) should be fine. This is not professional medical advice and definitely do not do this if you are an alcoholic, diabetic, or pregnant. Once you break the fast, do so with moderation.

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[โ€“] MicrosoftSam@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Well... just don't eat. You don't need to eat for 3 days to survive during that time

[โ€“] Sleo@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

This sounds like you're on the hajj and don't want to use the crappy bathrooms and wait till you're in the hotel to poop. I would say drink lots of water, have some nuts and dates, drink some of the juices, stay away from rice and meat dishes. Enjoy the experience while you're there!

Truly an amazing post that needs a follow-up. We wait eagerly for the results of this journey. You crazy motherfucker lmfao

[โ€“] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (5 children)

1 word: pancakes. Nature's cork.

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[โ€“] Dave_r@reddthat.com 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] Neptune014@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

I dont have any advice. Just wanted to day I was here before the reason was revealed.

[โ€“] tinwhiskers@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

If you make it to wherever you're going, please let us know the story!

[โ€“] Xathonn@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] downdaemon@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

hahah ok this is good content

[โ€“] super_user_do@feddit.it 5 points 2 years ago

Me surviving 1week without pooping

[โ€“] Sentrovasi@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

All the best; I did something like this before, although not on purpose, eating light and low fiber. When I finally pooped my poop had layers. Please don't make a habit out of it.

[โ€“] k_o_t@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

easy, just go on a fast (eat nothing, can drink water and zero cal energy drinks) and/or very low cal keto (avocados), take vitamin and electrolyte supplements

[โ€“] MinFapper@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Soylent?

Should be available at most grocery stores

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[โ€“] Juliie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Avoid fiber like a plague, already

So no to popular fruits and vegetables, no carrots, beets, strawberry, apples

Hmm but also it would be good to actually poop last day before hike so maybe take some pills for that day before for a huge splasshh bbbrrrr

When you return expect to give birth to a shitman

[โ€“] Pellotto@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

I was here for it.

[โ€“] squirrel_bear@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

OP, there's help available if you have OCD.

[โ€“] smashboy@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Commemorative comment for the start of Lemmy lore.

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