Oof no one tell op what happened to Porthos.
this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2024
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He got six kinds of cheese. I've seen Enterprise. You can't fool me.
Also, that was a different Porthos in Star Trek that doesn't count and it couldn't have been the same dog anyway unless they invented super long-life dog extension medicine or something.
So what happened to Porthos is he got six kinds of cheese. The end.
... In about seventy five years when he rematerializes...
Why is it only women in the comparison with a dog?
Because men aren't worth saving probably
The dog represents captain Kirk
Because this community is filled with dissapointments. Who think it's funny to equate women and dogs. Then brush off complaints with shit like "but the girls can save themselves! god why is comedy illegal now!?"
Don't worry about calling me out for being insulting by calling people dissapointments folks. I'm unsubbing. I cant with this place anymore.
My hormones would choose Seven. God damn that thing she wears always drove me crazy
It would be Dex, but the old fart is gonna make it anyway. So I'll save 1/6th of everyone and let an annoyed hologram fix the rest in sick bay.
Can I save all BUT one? Because then I'd choose Michael Burnham NOT to save. I actually liked her character in season 1, and even in most of season 2, but once they jumped to the future, she's just become insufferable. I hate the term "Mary Sue," as it is typically used incorrectly (and typically for misogynistic reasons), but Burnham has very much turned a Mary Sue.