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[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 106 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago (4 children)

What is this art style, it is so creepy. I love it.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Looks like a collage?

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Yes, it's quite liminal isn't it? Makes me think of old PS2 games.

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[–] dgmib@lemmy.world 92 points 10 months ago (6 children)

For the record, yes you need a pilot’s license to fly a hot air balloon.

And yes the “balloon police” (aka the FAA in the United States) or their equivalent governing body in other countries will stop you, and fine you.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 50 points 10 months ago (6 children)

FAA if you're lucky. If youre unlucky, the baloon police are an F-16 with a sidewinder

[–] glomag@kbin.social 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)
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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Robert Fulton has entered the chat.

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[–] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't know if they can actually stop you. Especially the first time. But they can definitely find you and fine you. A lot. Like more than tree fiddy.

[–] Igloojoe@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes. They wont kill you and take down your balloon. But you have to come back to land at some point. Then bam! You're arrested...

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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 5 points 10 months ago

You DON'T need a license for some types of flight though. Anything under 254 pounds. Ultralights and paragliders. (However that doesn't mean there's no rules)

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[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 52 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

1.). Yes you do it’s called a pilots license.

2.). It’s called the FAA and they will find you quick

Violate some air spaces and the military will be coming for you faster than the FAA will.

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The FAA are an American organisation that only has jurisdiction in the USA, so no they won't unless you do it in the USA.

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[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago (3 children)

They will shoot you down with planes if you fly into the airspace of the state. Generally you can get away with it short term as long as you live a reasonable distance away from an airport, military installation, or weather radar.

Otherwise, sort out your estate before fucking around and finding out with the air authorities.

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[–] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Most countries require a hot air balloon pilot license. Don't fuck with the FAA. They will ruin your life.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

and if the FAA don't get you, and you are using radios, the FCC might get you. And if the FCC get you, the FAA get you.

Don't fuck with the FAA. It's not a fair fight. And we will lose more and more fun things to do as commercial drones take over.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Trashboat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The Federal Boobie Bureau? They’ve got better stuff to do

[–] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Indeed; their hands are full.

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[–] frezik@midwest.social 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Reaching almost 5000 meters is very impressive, and I love the plan of popping the balloons with a BB-gun to control the descent. I'm almost annoyed that they fined this unique effort.

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[–] Atin@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (4 children)
[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

What if you’re not Chinese? Checkmate.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Balloon: *pops

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[–] byroon@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago
  1. I don't need a license to fly this balloon. I do what I want.
  2. Stupid balloon police chasing my balloon in their stupid police cars.
  3. Check out this move. I fly out over the sea. Balloon police can't follow me. I am never seen again
[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

But we stole a balloon!

Yeah, on national free balloon day.

[–] GilgameshCatBeard@lemmy.ca 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You will have to come down eventually.

[–] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't wanna come back down from this cloud.

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[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A single monkey with a dart: "I'm aboutta end this man's whole career"

[–] WolfhoundRO@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

A single sailor with a harpoon gun: "Tally ho, lads!"

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

All balloon cops are bastards

[–] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My country town is really into ballooning, so there's always a bunch of balloons flying around here and there, so no one would even notice an extra one floating around, unless you were a dick and flying low.

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

Man, I wish I lived in a country town that's really into ballooning :(

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

F-16 and Hawk helicopters:

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I went in a hot air balloon once. Basically, once you’re up in the air, the wind takes you….where ever. It’s only controllable on one axis at that point. And the flame is fucking hot.

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, I always wondered how the fuck you don't crash into a building, forest or get swept out to sea. I guess you just pick really still wind days.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

From what I've read the wind can point different directions at different altitudes, so you can navigate a little bit by changing your altitude, depending on the wind conditions.

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[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 6 points 10 months ago

I think the main way is by not launching upwind of buildings, forests, or the ocean. And don't launch when a weather system is coming in that would change wind patterns. Wind is usually fairly predictable.

[–] FarFarAway@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I remember this time when a hot air Balloon operator, in the area, crashed the balloon into some power lines and 16 people died. Some people had to be identified by dental records. While he was a registered pilot, his company wasn't registered with the state.

Don't fuck with Hot Air Ballons people.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

US Airforce

[–] DrCatface@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

'member chinese spy balloon?

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[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Image Transcription: Meme


  1. You don't need a license to fly a hot air ballon.

  2. Even if I do, who's going to stop me? Balloon cops?

[A background image of a yellow hot air ballon]

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Feirdro@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago

Didnt work out so good for that Chinese baloon though...

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