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Potato Salad Rule (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Maxxus@sh.itjust.works to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 
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[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 148 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Women should just say what they like during the act and not Xeet about it afterwards when the sex wasn’t to their satisfaction.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 132 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

the fuck is xeet? It's twitter, none of the tweets have the url based on x.com

EDIT : you gotta keep deadnaming the transphobe's media platform. If he wants it to be called something else, fix up all them URLs and sell the twitter URL to someone else champ

[–] grue@lemmy.world 67 points 2 years ago

EDIT : you gotta keep deadnaming the transphobe’s media platform.

I LOL'd

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I like reading xeet as "shit", makes it much more realistic

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm fond of 'xcrete' instead of 'tweet' or 'xeet'

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[–] onion@feddit.de 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
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[–] _number8_@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

yeah all the cutesy jokes come off more annoying than just steadfastly calling it twitter like a normal person

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It is perfectly fine for women to microblog about sex and desires.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're missing at least one asterisk: There should be some consideration for her partner's privacy.

I don't think I'm the only man that has observed more than one partner behaving as if she'd rather have bad sex then gossip about it than tell me what she likes and then have good sex. Just...not react at all to questions like "what do you like? Does that feel good? What do you want to do tonight?" She'll address the United Nations with an ordered list of her recent sexual disappointments, but she won't say "do me like this" to her partner's face.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

Communicating desires is a turn off!

Mind reading ONLY or it’s the Sahara 😾

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Men should get consent before doing weird shit to vaginas. You shouldn't be required to give an inventory like "37. Please do not shit between two pieces of bread and eat the shit sandwich during intercourse, I don't like that. 38. "

Tweets like this are mostly for fun, but if they are prompted by actual events, then I am sure they were prompted by someone trying it without asking first.

[–] alehc@slrpnk.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You mean Xcrement about it?

[–] Maultasche@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago

Thanks the noun. The verb is Xcrete.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago

Or just...both

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 110 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Shiggles@sh.itjust.works 128 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For basically anything sexual and even vaguely kinky, there are two types of women. Those who do not believe any woman could possibly enjoy it, and those who can’t get off without it. The important thing is to ask first.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I've read that when women are into BDSM stuff, they're way more into it than men.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 112 points 2 years ago

Honestly, any generalisations like that are nonsense. There are men that are super vanilla, men that are a bit kinky and men that are insanely kinky as well. The exact same applies to women (and enbies).

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 92 points 2 years ago

Almost like consent and communication are the most important parts of intimacy.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 82 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (9 children)

There usually is not that much room in a vagina to slap, slapping the labia or vulva in general is possible.

Edit: Potato salad rulz

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 104 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Why can't we just use vagina to describe all that in casual conversation? It's not like there is a better word. Everyone knows what you mean when you say it.

"He punched me in the dick." Could mean just about anywhere on the dick, I'm not going to say someone punched me on the glans or the shaft or whatever.

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What’s wrong with vulva?

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 58 points 2 years ago (6 children)

If I slap a woman that way I would be hitting a variety of parts of her body. When you say vagina everyone knows what you mean, it is already part of the common lexicon to use the word in this manner, most people are simply annoyed by this type of pedancy. So, unless I need to give a small biology lesson when doing something slightly kinky to, or about, a sex organ, I am just gonna say vagina, or some other euphemism. Box, vag, pussy, etc.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

most people are simply annoyed by this type of pedancy

*pedantry

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Nesola@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

So many words and still it’s just plain ignorant if not stupid.

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[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I must ask, nay demand, that from now on when referring to my testicles, they are referred to individually and as distinct entities to each other and the scrotum.

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Please do not kick me in the vas deferens.

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[–] Bunnylux@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There is a word for that, it's pussy. Vagina doesn't really work to describe the whole system.

[–] JungleJim@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I'm fine with the word and thrilled with the thing itself, but a lot of people consider "pussy" a cuss or swear in the same manner that "dick" is. Is there a less provocative word you think covers all the bases?

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] JungleJim@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ha! My dad called my mom his little cooter (Pseudemys genus) once while they were visiting a turtle pond. It wasn't endearing how he'd hoped, and was a long ride home.

I'm sold, cooter it is.

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[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You just flick the clit like you are flicking a bug from your arm.

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[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (8 children)

i love that everyone is taking this so serious people start fighting about it

also, i do not like potato, salad or rules.

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[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You just haven't met the right woman yet.

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[–] N0body@sh.itjust.works 77 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Inside your vagina are two wolves...

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 years ago (5 children)
[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

thanks for the heads up I guess

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[–] bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Thanks for the spoiler tag, I just wish my mobile app could understand it.

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[–] franklin@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago
[–] FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social 72 points 2 years ago

Different people liking different things?

Nah, I don't buy it.

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 30 points 2 years ago

The duality of woman

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 19 points 2 years ago

Smack her right in the pussy?

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