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[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 46 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago
[–] ryan@the.coolest.zone 20 points 9 months ago

There is a Light Gary on your right shoulder and a Dark Gary on your left. They don't provide any great moral advice, but damn do they love to argue about the best hiking trails.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I didn't know I could buy a Gary for $15

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I've got a guy that can get you a Gary for $5, no questions asked.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

You want a Gary, Dude? I can get you a Gary!

[–] RocketMudkip@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Device default gary

[–] ABoxOfPhotons@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

I'd put money on it that Dark Gary is simply biding his time...

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I like to call him CumSock.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

D̶̞̈Â̸̡R̴̤͒Ḳ̵͘ ̸̧́ ̸̮͘Ǵ̸̤A̶͙̾R̸̞̎Y̷͈̍ ̸̊͜ ̶̠̐N̸̙̐E̵̛͈V̸̞͋E̶͚͌Ŗ̴̀ ̶̹̚ ̴̲̇ ̵̻̈́L̵͓͒É̶̮F̸̩̕T̵͂͜.̷͖̉ ̶̤͌

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

I had to see this meme twice to notice it said gary

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Choose your fighter

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

The Dark Gary fled across the desert, and the Light Gary followed.

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Which one is Oldman and which one is Busey?

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Where's Brandon though?

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

dark Gary vs old Gregg

who will be the first to drink Baileys from a shoe?

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

$14.99 for my very own Gary still sounds like a deal.

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago

Episode 2: Return of the Gary

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Ah, yes. The Gary.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

It's Light Gary that you have to watch out for.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Gary being served up on the buffet line