This reminds me of 5th grade when a friend had a sledding accident and damaged his skull from a tree impact. He had to get a helicopter rescue to the ER and everything. Our thoughtful teacher got the class to make "get well" cards. Mine had a crappy kid drawing of the blood and wreckage with the words "I hope the sled is okay!"
The teacher was quite unhappy with me over that. But I knew my friend and when he got back from the hospital he said my card was his favorite and it cracked him up <3