Thou shall touch grass
this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2024
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Yooooouuu shaaalll touch grass!
- Gandalf
Thou
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Thou shall not covet thy neighbours lawn
Nah bro, we all underestimate psychological battles because they are intangible. For someone will clinical social anxiety, this is asking a lot more than it appears
Why hast thou forsaken me, oh Lord?
#CAN IT.
When God gives you lemons, you #FIND A NEW GOD.
Bearblasting?
Similar to hump-catting
Man I'm ready for trucktober
You people have grass where you are? I only have some mushy dirt and some crumbly sticks that I believe to be dried cat poop.
Britain
Our grass is buried under snow and ice
Jesus: “Touch grass”.
You literally just need to put your body down and stay underground, undead carpenter.
What is this, Jesus Camp Memes?
Better the devil you know than the Jesus you don't
Tartarus from halo aged horribly
Average doom poster that ruins every thread
Yeah, not falling for that one again.