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Funny masked people rob the Whitehouse at 15 fps and get kicked or lose connection before you finish.

Super powerful space ninjas with mommy issues shoot big ass guns.

Xenogenocide

Just to quote a claasic:

"Blah blah blah, Mr. Freeman"

Arrive on shores of Foreign lands, Find piece of books, find closed doors, find crystals that go into a temple, oh,

Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything

Gigantic balls that you shove your nose into.

Also, people who purposefully pretend to drive poorly because their parents don't openly show them affection.

Basically 3D Galaga with furries.

Not necessarily my favorite, but I couldn't think of something better:

A girl who orgasms at the thought of battling children, little miss crippling social anxiety, and mister daddy/mommy issues all need your help!

Rock and stone

A corporation send you to the most beatiful alien planet and you will put floating concrete platforms everywhere

Your mom dies, your brother runs away so now your dad spends all his time looking for him, and your village gets overtaken by fascists, oh and you're like 12. Somehow it's your job to save the world though.

Shoe stealing simulator

tradie goes on murderous rampage, breaks into multiple historical buildings trying to find his girlfriend.

Run around an island with a bunch of talking, bipedal animals.

It makes you think about sucking your own dick.

Let me sleep for centuries while pure evil kills everyone.

You're an outlaw who steals the pets of other people and must recruit them to stop a corrupt mayor and his army of evil Power Rangers from setting up animal abuse factories.

Spikey hair man, a stuffed animal friend, a meow meow best animal friend, a cigarette smoking space uncle, black gun arm man, big boobie bestie, christian pink girl, thieving ninja girl, and emo vampire-esque goth daddy re-enact Armageddon and also fight long white hair man with mommy issues. Also a dirty old man with floating crystals, no legs, and the ability to fly gives you advice.

Some dude slaughters tons of animals and robs historical buildings in order to kill a lizard.

A group of teenagers who hate loud music die. Then they eat a bunch of food and meet/become god. Also maybe they become better people or something? IDK, I'm still trying to influence fashion to min/max my stats.

An endless conveyor belt of new recruits get lasered in the face, squeezed by snakes, shocked by electric batons, and mind controlled while trying to save their home from the ayylmaos.

They also frequently have Sears photoshoots taken of their squads to plaster around the game as propaganda.

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Going from point A to point B, now with more dead whales.

Jumping around obstacles and running away from gunshots, but you'll spend most of the time falling to your death.