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It's kahoot time (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] fubo@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago

I'm reminded of the character names that show up in MIT CS textbooks, like Alyssa P. Hacker ("a Lisp hacker") and Eva Lu Ator.

[–] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I'm missing:
Ann Vars
Reed Hucks
Martin Fowler
Mike Ross Evergees
Anybody got a clue?

[–] technohacker@programming.dev 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Env vars (maybe)
Redux
The dude himself
Not sure

[–] hackris@lemmy.ml 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Microservices?

[–] technohacker@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ahhh the comment misspelled it, yep that's the one. Thanks!

[–] hackris@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

That one was hard. I had to keep reading it aloud for about half an hour...

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

The dude himself

yeah, I did a double take reading this in the comments.

[–] Azzk1kr@feddit.nl 10 points 8 months ago

Mike Ross Erveeces = microservices :)

[–] filtoid@lemmy.ml 12 points 8 months ago

Jake Weary

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You misspelled Mai S. Cuell

[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Its pronounced Maya Squeue Elle

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 6 points 8 months ago

I am missing the occasional "ass licker" or "cox ucker"

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Tom Pyler
D. Burger
Ron-Tim Ero
Grace Condition
Dave Eloper

[–] Hailstorm8440@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

Your forgot Terry Davis

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Also the list of attendants to the latest trump rally with online registration. Along with names like Ray Schist and Notta Baught.

[–] UnknownFryingObject@feddit.de 3 points 8 months ago

Heather Net should better go back to her networking course.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Munchma Quchi