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Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.

I'll start:

HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe's dad couldn't think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe's dad called course "Homeslice Highway" and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.

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[โ€“] yewler@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yewler like math. Euler dope. Mispronunciation funny.

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[โ€“] C_Leviathan@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Read Bible, hate god, love giant ocean dragon and sulfur. Name already taken, add real name letter.

[โ€“] meejle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Friend created. Initials ("MJL") became word! Makes smile.

[โ€“] BlueFairyPainter@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago

10y ago. Was hobby artist. Looked at personal gallery. Painted many fairies at time. Many fairy blue.

[โ€“] crashoverride@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

90s movie Hackers, main character created.

[โ€“] Oldslewfoot@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Oldslewfoot name of song about big bear named Old slew foot. Good song, good name. Oldslewfoot not bear, but man in bear shape, stole name.

[โ€“] EibmozJ@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Backwards Zombie + J

[โ€“] Gargleblaster@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] 5redie8@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

old club penguin username

Unga bunga

[โ€“] Draghetta@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Italian prime minister used to write dragon themed fantasy fanfic / erotica. Draghetta was old prime minister nickname from when young. Draghetta like Draghetta nickname. Look up, true.

[โ€“] gex@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] hypnotoad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] s_s@lemmy.one 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

s_s s_s s_s s_s_s_s_s s_s_s, s_snake s_s s_s s_s_s_s ssssssss_ss-s

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[โ€“] minimar@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Another person in friend group have same name, one short one tall, tall one get megamar short one get minimar

[โ€“] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cookie Monster has eyes like predator. Is Cookie Monster predator? Are cookies alive?

[โ€“] Squids@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

Squid likes squids. Squids possesses many squids. Squids likes squids so much squids decide to use squids as namesake. Squids also like single word username because squids thinks having single word for username is bragging rights. Squids is wrong.

[โ€“] anti@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

anti name anti-theft-device on old bad site. anti join Lemmy, small user base, anti name available, boom.

[โ€“] rockhandle@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Guitar play rock music. Guitar have handle. Rockhandle!

[โ€“] Skyline969@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Skyline good car. 969 good number. Put together, good and good.

[โ€“] galaxian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Old c64 reference also similar to real name

[โ€“] Silverseren@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Silver is related to real name. Seren is Runescape god name.

Couldn't sign up in most instances!

[โ€“] cs127@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

127 is because biggest signed 8 bit integer

cs is up to reader's interpretation

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[โ€“] Shurf116@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Shurf116 was 15. Shurf116 took character name from favorite book and added random number which Shurf116 liked. Shurf116 still has that name because why not. And because name always free.

[โ€“] ninboy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 years ago

Nintendo Boy

When creating reddit account got randomly generated username and couldn't change username. After 2.5 years using username got used and attached to username and when moving to lemmy decided to keep same username.

[โ€“] annoyedbyfigguy@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Find fig guy annoying

[โ€“] starlinguk@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Starlings are cute and pretty (although slightly obnoxious).

[โ€“] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Flash Gordon Plus Zordon

[โ€“] Death2lois@lemmy.one 5 points 2 years ago

Like Family Guy lots

[โ€“] kava@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Kava likes kava

StartledStarling like sound-sound

[โ€“] chris@l.roofo.cc 5 points 2 years ago

Chris is Chris

[โ€“] nufanman21@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Like Gyozas. Gyozas powerful.

[โ€“] monotiller@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

'mono' sounded cool, second part randomly generated. Kept clicking until saw good one

[โ€“] Akagigahara@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Variation of Aogigahara, exit game forest in Japan. Inserted favorite color, red, which in japanese is aka

[โ€“] Nemo@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago

Screenname is real name.

[โ€“] DestroyMegacorps@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago
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