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[–] Hubbelini@geddit.social 60 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I don’t know what is worse. Your username or this fake german in the greentext.

[–] Sianna@feddit.de 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Am german, can confirm. It's called Scheissenhaufenqualitaetskontrollendabnahme.

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So you are German, but switch ä for ae?
Sus.
DO IT! DO AN Ä!

[–] fing3r@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Regionally, its just a yearly thing. It falls on the same Day as Gliedinspektionstag in School.

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gliedinspektionstag is only in anti-trans-communities in the US I thought? Or... did you visit a Catholic school?

[–] Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de 20 points 1 year ago

Someone watched too much German porn.

[–] riesendulli@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 year ago

Fuck /u/spez

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Translation? I'm too lazy to type it all into Google.

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It's bad german for: we have to make a shit. Probably meaning: i have to take a shit. The others say: let's look at the shit, followed by: that's a good shit

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Just with horrible grammar, so a translator would not help much I guess.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

MVP

[–] pao@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Too lazy to translate

[–] YoungPrinceAmmon@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a green text dude, what do you expect?

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I didn't expect anything, but I did get a translation from some top tier guy, so 🤷

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Hahaha, what the hell