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[–] lipilee@feddit.nl 24 points 7 months ago

Bfd. I can drive 13 hours in Germany from the Dutch border and still be stuck in a fucking traffic jam around Frankfurt on highway 3 and never get to my skiing destination in Austria.

[–] Lorindol@sopuli.xyz 24 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Yes, I can nearly feel my European mind shambling.

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[–] sverit@feddit.de 23 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Tbf you drive super slow on your lonely highways. If that Was an Autobahn you could easily cut that time in half.

[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Texas highways have speed limits of up to 137kph (85mph), with most a little lower at 120kph (75mph). Autobahn "recommended" speed is 130kph (80mph).

While the Autobahn unrestricted areas have no speed limit, Texas drivers essentially always drive at least 10% over the speed limit and often reach speeds of 145kph (90mph) to 160kph (100mph).

That said, some rural highways are slower at like 88-105kph (55 - 65mph), but people still go much faster than that and only slow down if they think there are police or if they're approaching a small town on the highway where there will definitely be police to enforce the speed limit.

We also manage to get into like 10000x more wreckes than happen on the Autobahn, so that does sometimes slow things down.

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[–] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

You can drive for 10 hours and 30 minutes and still be in Germany.

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[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago (2 children)

A lot of you guys sharing pictures of your whole country as a 15 hour drive are missing the point here.

[–] Moreless@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The European mind can't comprehend it

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[–] rab@lemmy.ca 22 points 7 months ago (3 children)

In northern Canada you could drive that long without even seeing another person lol

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[–] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I miss the days when Google maps would tell you to get in a canoe for transoceanic routes.

I suspect some enterprising person actually tried it, thus depriving the rest of us our directional humor.

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[–] gramie@lemmy.ca 20 points 7 months ago (3 children)

23 hours to go from Cornwall, Ontario to Kenora, Ontario by the most direct route.

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[–] betz24@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 7 months ago (7 children)

I know lots of euro bros are showing how long their country is, but I think the point is that Texas is a state, not country. When you compare those things it's quite impressive, however still not even the largest state in the world. Here are some others. A nice drive from Anchorage to Prudhoe Bay will cost you 17 hours, or in Amazonas, Brazil, Manaus to Cruzeiro do Sul is 33 hours.

To the guy who annexed Arizona into California in order to beat Texas, shame.

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[–] ciapatri@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Meanwhile in Canada it takes nearly a full day to drive from one side of Ontario to the other. I have more faith in the European mind comprehending this than the USA'ean mind.

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[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Sure, but I can drive for more than 11 hours and still be in Romania 👍

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[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 7 months ago

Let's not talk driving hours, let us talk mileage. 13 hours on a Texas highway is going to cover much more land than trying to drive some 12th century side street in an Italian village at 5km/h.

It was crazy to realize on a recent road trip through the middle of the US, that half of my day's planned drive was the width of Germany.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Finland: 17 hours from Utsjoki to Helsinki.
Norway: 36 hours from Vardø to Lindsenes.
Sweden: idk why you'd go there

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Euros: Why didn't Americans go to other countries?

Americans: there's only three countries on our entire damned continent, and ours is in the middle. Without needing to fly we have literally two choices. It we could drive for a thousand miles and still be in America.

All of continental Europe is smaller than our country and we mostly all speak the same language, more or less. It's debatable if Louisianans speak English.

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[–] maynarkh@feddit.nl 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Okay, but who wants to be in Texas?

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[–] BJHanssen@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You can do that and still not get all the way through Nordland county (!) in Norway 🤷

[–] janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

oh look, an international dick measuring contest... except without dicks!

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[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 14 points 7 months ago (26 children)

In North America, we think 100 years is a long time. In Europe they think 100 miles is a long distance.

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[–] ares35@kbin.social 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

half of that time is sitting in san antonio traffic.

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