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submitted 1 year ago by seaQueue@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

You jest, but i asked for a similar (but much simpler) vector / polygon model, and it generated it.

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Rockstar making GTA online be like: "Computer, here is a 512mb json file please download it from the server and then do nothing with it"

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Let it be known that heat death is not the last event in the universe

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The obvious solution is parsing jsons with gpus? maybe not...

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[–] woodgen@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

C++ vs JavaScript

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