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Too many pixels, I can't read it.
Thank you, was going to request this
I need it charred.
Done
Needs more compression!
Get stabbed
Bleed out in a literal gutter
$800 tho
I remember there was some guy who installed spyware on a phone that couldn't be wiped off by normal means. Stuff that gave him remote camera access, location, file access, everything. Then he got that phone stolen and made a documentary about this dude's life.
I remember that, he installed it as a system app and would persist through a factory reset
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This anon is white
That's just robbery with extra steps.
AKA police work.
Fun trick! Don't try in America!
If anything it would be easier in America.
Just shoot them the second they touch it. Even if they're running away with it and you shoot them in the back you will gey away with it.
But then you have to move all the time. A pile of bodies might scare off bike thieves.
Would being near a school help?
Disclaimer: This post advises you to commit crimes. Do not take this post as fact.
Disclaimer pt.2: You may get away with it "in Texas, at night, and on your own property," but you have to hit all 3/3 of those, if you have 0/3, 1/3, or 2/3, you are also going to be prosecuted.
Alternatively, run over with car. You can commit any crime while in a car and get away with it. It's the law.
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I understand the “kick a dude’s ass and take their wallet” part, but not why we need the bike with gps prelude
Seriously, it's just mugging. The bicycle part is a whole separate issue, if you do this you're just mugging people. Same crime, same potential legal consequences, same potential for getting a sharpened screwdriver in your kidney.
Kidney thing happened to you too, huh...
I believe there's a quote by "Taco" in"Better call Saul" along the lines of "I love robbing criminals, because they never go to the cops"
The problem with criminals is they are often stupid enough to go to the cops.
It's to make sure the victim deserves it.
Ah now it makes total sense!
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I have questions
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this post was submitted on 10 May 2024
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