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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon misses a potential match (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 7 months ago

Tinder used to be good 'til around 2016. After that it's been downhill hard. Last couple times I've tried it, I noticed that it literally avoids showing you profiles that have liked you. In my case, I had "45" likes, yet after 300 swipes to the left, that number didn't go down.

No wonder people just make the profile, leave their instagram handle on a photo or their bio and abandon tinder altogether.

I've had more success with bumble, though it's been 2 months that that piece of shit refuses to recognize my location, which makes everything refuse to work. Permissions are all ok, gps is working, but the app can't get my position. Customer support is an unhelpful bot that points to the FAQ.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

You swipe right on pretty girls? I swipe left because I already know I'm not going to match.

I'm kidding.

I deleted Tinder after using it for month and getting zero matches.

[–] Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Consider not using tinder if it makes you feel bad.

Adam4adam, growlr, and grindr are working great over here!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I know grindr is mainly for gay men, so i'd wager those other 2 are also for them, so not decent alternatives for hetero people

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world -1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

While true, if you're down bad and have decent personal hygiene, a straight man can be well appreciated. If you can't win, play a different game.

[–] abracaDavid@lemmy.today 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Changing your sexuality based on Tinder is just terrible advice.

[–] RavenFellBlade@startrek.website -1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Who said "change"? Call it exploration and self-discovery!

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 months ago

Ah the old "how would you know unless you try" trick eh? I've been sexually harassed before, you can't fool me, I know the answer is "I also haven't tried chopping off my arm, should I try that too just to be sure?"

Hey gold star lesbians, you heard the man, you can't know you hate dick until you try! My number is 555-555-5555, prove your lesbianism with DICK!

[–] Lemvi@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

/> judges women superficially

/> is judged superficially by women

/> angery