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[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Just start glaring disapprovingly for half an hour at minimum, shake your head slightly and then look away if you catch their eyes and most importantly refuse to explain yourself for days afterwards, just mumble something about "zplane" from time to time and if they respond just exasperatedly say "women" and walk away.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Kobayashi Maru time buddy. Time to get creative.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I started to use that in the title! But then I figured most wouldn't get it outside of TenForward.

[–] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Reprogram your gf so that she says sorry and admits her mistake.

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (5 children)

But it's not that hard:

You give your broad smile and say calmly "I love you anyway".

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[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

you guys should learn about softening statements.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You mean belittling statements? The kind where you act like you think the other is gonna freak out over nothing because you respect them so much?

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

thats a really good question.

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[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Hug kiss kill

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago
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