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[–] Kolash@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

CATCH A RIDE!

[–] Znarf176@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!

[–] nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 years ago

DO NOT DESTROY VITAL TESTING APPARATUS

[–] pixelscience@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

I'M A MIGHTY PIRATE!

[–] pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

GUARDIANS MAKE THEIR OWN FATE

[–] rustafari@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

SCIENCE COMPELLS US TO EXPLODE THE SUN

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[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

β€œTHAT’S THE SECOND BIGGEST MONKEY HEAD I’VE EVER SEEN!”

[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] MDKAOD@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

EXPLOSIONSβ€½

[–] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"WHY DID I FOLLOW HIM...? I DON'T KNOW. WHY DO THINGS HAPPEN AS THEY DO IN DREAMS? ALL I KNOW IS THAT, WHEN HE BECKONED... I HAD TO FOLLOW HIM. FROM THAT MOMENT, WE TRAVELED TOGETHER, EAST. ALWAYS... INTO THE EAST."

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[–] root@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

KAIRI'S INSIDE ME?

[–] itsmaxyd@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I HAVE NOT. COME THIS FAR.. TO DIE NOW!

[–] Matcraftou@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

AAAH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN...

[–] CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work 4 points 2 years ago

NO. "VAMP" ISN'T FOR "VAMPIRE", IT'S BECAUSE HE'S BISEXUAL.

[–] owiseedoubleyou@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] MrSelatcia@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

YOU SPOONY BARD!

[–] pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

WORMSIGN SPOTTED!

[–] ventus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

WAKE ME, WHEN YOU NEED ME

[–] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

DOOR STUCK!

[–] AlexDawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

HYA! HUH! HA!

[–] TommySalami@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS

[–] Taako_Tuesday@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

YOUR HOME BED WAS MISSING OR OBSTRUCTED

[–] ForynGilnith@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I AM HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION AND ONE QUESTION ONLY: EXPLOSIONS?!?!?!?!?

  • MISTER TORGUE

GO FOR THE EYES BOO! GO FOR THE EYES! RAAAARGH

[–] Herbil@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

AAH, KOS, OR SOME SAY KOSM... DO YOU HEAR OUR PRAYERS? AS YOU ONCE DID FOR THE VACUOUS ROM, GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES! PLANT EYES ON OUR BRAINS TO CLEANSE OUR BEASTLY IDIOCY!

[–] sqrambledeggs@lemdit.com 4 points 2 years ago

MAJESTIC! A HUNTER IS A HUNTER EVEN IN A DREAM.

AWWWWOOOOOOO

[–] ElleChaise@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

DO A BARREL ROLL!

[–] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
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[–] meejle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

THE WORST OF TIMES ARE WHEN LAWYERS HAVE TO FORCE THEIR BIGGEST SMILES!!!

[–] fred@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

I FEEL IT! I FEEL THE COSMOS

[–] adrianmalacoda@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS NO POINT IN LIVING. CRY, THAT THERE IS NO ANSWER!

[–] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

DEFINITION: 'LOVE' IS MAKING A SHOT TO THE KNEES OF A TARGET 120 KILOMETERS AWAY USING AN ARATECH SNIPER RIFLE WITH A TRI-LIGHT SCOPE. LOVE IS KNOWING YOUR TARGET, PUTTING THEM IN YOUR TARGETING RETICULE, AND TOGETHER, ACHIEVING A SINGULAR PURPOSE AGAINST STATISTICALLY LONG ODDS.

[–] Nemoder@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago
[–] mido_ml@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

MISSILE MISSILE! STALL WARNING! PULL UP!

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