Lil baby Voldemort in the front row.

And not just the Congressmen, but the Congresswomen and the Congresschildren too!

Toddler is missing a finger.

Maybe AI thinks humans would be better off as a species if we didn't have 5 fingers

Rule 1 of AI imagery: NEVER ZOOM IN ON BACKGROUND FACES UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE THE CAN-TOI.

Defending the rights of all children to work in the coal mines 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

The sound of toddlers fighting over a toy.

”Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more: Rise and be worthy of this historical hour!”

”No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself! Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of used car dealers and door to door charlatans.”

”This is our duty: to change their perception. I say salesmen... and women of the world unite! We must never acquiesce for it is together, TOGETHER, THAT WE PREVAIL! We must never cede control of the motherland! For it is together that [the audience] we prevail”

The "kid" in the hat between the microphone stand and the mic cable: "Sleep now, yes..."

He could very well be one of the last 2 us president now.

Lotta mouth breathing in that crowd.