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[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I made my wife a magic mirror.

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago

Have all of your functions named after loved ones and/or nicknames for your genitalia - that way you can say stuff like “muh dick needs to call shawty in order to work”.

[–] highrfrequenc@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Refactor them guts. Get naked.

[–] NeonPayload@infosec.pub 11 points 2 years ago
[–] jimmux@programming.dev 11 points 2 years ago

Unit test dummy data is full of it. Need an arbitrary date? Pick a special birthday. Location? Wherever you first met.

Not the most public dedication, but perhaps more impactful than yet another song about the one that got away.

duuude, one of my favorite devices ever was a pre-ipod mp3 player (empeg), and it had "wendy filters".. which were essentially 'my girlfriend is in the car, dont play this shit'.. but i seem to recall that was the name of the feature 'wendy filters'

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 10 points 2 years ago

"hello beautiful"

[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

Debian would like a word.

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm a handy man, I was thinking of you when I was spackling drywall baby.

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[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago

I once made a little animation apology thingy with libGDX for a friend

[–] redempt@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

automate your life's menial tasks

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