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[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Adulthood is when you realize the supermarket doesn't carry your favorite bread anymore

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

Get bakery bread. It costs the same, is yummy, supports a local artisan, and friends will think you're a baller at sandwich parties.

"Yo, this is dope! Check out this guy's bread everyone! What is it?"

"Tiger loaf."

"I haven't heard of that brand! Is it online?"

"Oh, you..."

girls from across the room keep whispering about your slices not being boring square shaped

"I heard he knows four languages and has a holiday home in Tuscany..."

"Back iff, Becky. He's mine."

"Oh my god. Chill, Beatrice. We can share him. Wouldn't mind his toast in the morning."

"Wow, you cheeky slut, Becky. These sandwich parties are always so wild."

[–] staticblanket@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

I should buy a bread.

[–] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 4 points 2 years ago

cheesy slut

[–] Jaytreeman@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

I think I've met Becky. Get a good marmalade for the morning. She'll know what you mean when you spread it

[–] Stuka@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

This is the second time this week this has come up. I apparently need to be buying more bread.

[–] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Doesn't work like that in Germany 😞

[–] guyrocket@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think you can buy Wonder Bread at almost any supermarket.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

can they legally call that bread?

[–] fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Or when you realise shrinkflation exists.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago

Fucking everything is expensive

[–] kaj@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Adulthood is when you realize cheese is really abusive

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 years ago

Abusive to my digestive system. Still luv him doe