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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Only getting older.

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Can't afford treatment.

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Gone and forgotten

[–] lostme@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Tell my wife...

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

In the melody of It's Raining Men it sounds awesome.

"Toilet water rising.

The streets will overflow."

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 months ago

Cat leaves lap.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

Major data loss

[–] blujan@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 months ago

Took the kids

[–] livingcoder@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

That's just a metal concert though

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

still they remain.

[–] ngn@lemy.lol 2 points 4 months ago

mounting rootfs failed

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago

There was a really cool story, but it had to be cut down so it could fit in the 3 word limit.

...destroyed...house...lost...

[–] blujan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 months ago

Blinds raise more

[–] Blinchik@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

a sad story using only 3 Words

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Tried but died.

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

O, no right

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Baby shoes, sold

Just keep waiting.

[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hi hi

We're your plumber girls (uh huh)

And have we got news for you (you better listen!)

Get ready all you plumbing girls

And leave that poop knife at home!

Toilet water rising

Confidence getting low (how low girl?)

According to my estimate

This shit's gonna overflow

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

Toilet rise watering.

[–] blujan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 months ago

Baby adoption: cancelled

[–] mobilehugh@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

Not my leg.

[–] MHanak@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

No wheels, cardboard

[–] Frid0lin@feddit.org 1 points 4 months ago

Fist pump, bro

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