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[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 51 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

“It’s a gift, mom! I thought you’d like it!”

[–] don@lemm.ee 51 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Interesting that Mom felt the need to specify that the porn is gay, especially with the bigger issue of this being a repeat offense.

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 18 points 2 months ago

if the screenshotter was male, it could cause problems with the husband

two kinds of problems

[–] norimee@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A long time ago in a house far far away my mom made an unannounced visit because she couldn’t hold it and I left my dildo drying next to the sink in the bathroom. She rushed in to do her business and…

Well.

We have never spoke of it.

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In an ancient time a young boy discovering the true capabilities of his mother's laptop decided to save a relic for later use by printing it. No matter how many times he pressed the print command the printer did not respond.

The next day his mother returned from the office with an exasperated expression and a red swollen complexion claiming a hacker had caused her computer to print so. So much porn.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago

We knew it was a hacker because it was the same image over and over and over again.

[–] Sneptaur@pawb.social 25 points 2 months ago

This one’s so old the UI gives me nostalgia