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[–] Zikeji@programming.dev 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Police and animal control officers used a crowbar to hit the snake on the head until it released its grip and slithered away before it could be captured.

I love the imagery this produces.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I cannot imagine not simply sawing its head off.

"Please let go! whack Stop it! whack Serious! whack"

Did no one have a 2" pocket knife? Not even a box cutter?!

[–] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe they were worried it would actually crush her if they tried that.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In it's death throes? I had never considered that.

[–] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah. I don't know enough about snakes to say, but I wonder.

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Put a bit of rubbing alcohol/hand sanitizer on their snoot and they will back right off.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, the crowbar method did not seem thought out at all. I've handled a few snakes, the largest a friendly olive python, but you can feel that it will crush and kill you so fast if it wants. Should be escaping a snake like that by making it uncomfortable and wanting to leave, not whack it.

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 month ago

This trick really does work. The other day there was this big 'ol snake in my garden, I thought it was a rope at first. I complimented its boobs, asked if it had a boyfriend and if it wanted to come over to my mom's basement so we could have a date and talk about Arch Linux. This made the snake visibly uncomfortable so it pretended to answer its cell phone as it slithered away. No violence neccesary. Just make the snake uncomfortable until it doesn't want to be there then it will leave.

[–] Whirlygirl9@kbin.melroy.org 9 points 1 month ago

fuh...huh...huh...huh...huck that....

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Every time I see an inexperienced programmer making the grave mistake of starting a big project in python, I show them this article to try to get them to change their mind. They never listen. Fools.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 5 points 1 month ago

They must happen fairly often, since I've read of two women being killed, and this one invited 6, just in the last few months.