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Painting: The Oath of the Ancestors JJ is on the right

(c. 1758-1806), former slave, general in the Haitian Revolution, first leader of independent Haiti, and a lwa in the Haitian Vodou pantheon. The specifics of Jean-Jacques Dessalines’s early life are not well documented and historians have not come to a consensus regarding his date and place of birth. He was born around the year 1758 in either west-central Africa or in the Grande Rivière region in the north of the French colony of Saint-Domingue in the Caribbean, where he spent much of his life as a slave on two plantations. In the late eighteenth century, Saint-Domingue was the most wealth-producing colony in the Americas. Much of this wealth was generated through the cultivation and export of sugar and coffee crops. Enslaved people, often purchased by the plantation owners through the transatlantic slave trade, were forced to work on plantations to produce wealth for their masters. Some enslaved people were born in the colony, but the violence inherent in the labor system meant that the laboring population could not be sustained by natural growth and therefore a majority of the slave population in Saint-Domingue was African-born.

Dessalines worked on the Duclos sugar plantation in Cormier for most of his enslaved life and was subjected to excessive violence and brutal discipline by his notoriously cruel white master. He bore the deep scars of his enslavement until his death. On the Duclos plantation, he attained the position of foreman and was eventually sold to a free black master builder named Des Salines. The fact that he kept his second master’s last name, even after the abolition of slavery, suggests that he maintained a better relationship with Des Salines than his first master.

The Revolution

Dessalines’s whereabouts during the first years of the Haitian Revolution are unknown. By 1793, however, it is clear that he was a member of the revolutionary army under the leadership of Toussaint Louverture. He enters the historic record through his promotion to captain as a reward for his gallantry in battle. This same year, the French agents Léger Félicité Sonthonax and Étienne Polverel proclaimed the abolition of slavery in the colony. The French Assemblé Nationale ratified this decision and applied it to the entire French Empire in 1794.

During the Haitian Revolution, Saint-Domingue had become a battleground for the inter-imperial war raging throughout the Atlantic. Louverture and his army gained prominence in the French Republican army as they fought against the Spanish forces that were encroaching from the east and British forces that occupied the southern and western departments of the colony. Former slaves and free people of color fought on all three sides during these battles as they jockeyed for their own personal advantage and interests. During these conflicts, Dessalines secured the position of colonel of the Fourth Regiment in Louverture’s army in 1795. That same year, the Spanish army left the island as a result of the Treaty of Basel in which the eastern side of Hispaniola, formerly the Spanish colony of Santo Domingo, was ceded to the French. The British evacuated the south in 1798. These conflicts, however, had lasting results, and even after the international wars ended, internal divisions still remained.

Louverture’s military victories won him significant power and political authority in the colony, but he struggled for control with the agents that the French metropolitan government sent to the colony. One of the key conflicts occurred between Louverture and the French agent Joseph d’Hédouville. For a brief amount of time, their interests overlapped and they were able to collaborate; it soon became clear to Louverture, however, that Hédouville was his primary competition. After the evacuation of the British, Dessalines assumed command of the region of St. Marc and from there he marched toward Cap-Français to arrest Hédouville. Hédouville was in the process of trying to escape a rebellion under the command of General Moyse Louverture. Moyse had a close relationship with his adoptive “uncle” Toussaint Louverture, but he and his followers also disagreed with some of Louverture’s policies, notably Louverture and Hédouville’s labor laws, which had been enacted in an attempt to revive the colony’s sugar and coffee plantations. Whereas Louverture and Hédouville believed that the war and the colony were not sustainable without agricultural production, Moyse supported small-scale farming and land distribution. Moyse was executed by Louverture for his act of rebellion, but Dessalines was not able to capture Hédouville and, as he fled the colony, Hédouville surrendered his power to Louverture’s rival, André Rigaud, the commander of military forces in the south.

The rivalry between Louverture and Rigaud was ingrained with conflicts based on socioracial status and skin color; Louverture represented a darker-skinned army and Rigaud one of mixed racial heritage. The conflict, however, was based on not only skin color but also political divisions. In 1799 Louverture sent Dessalines to subdue Rigaud’s separatist movement. In March 1800, in a key battle of the War of the South, as it became known, Dessalines and Louverture along with Henry Christophe gathered their vastly larger forces and defeated Rigaud and Alexandre Pétion’s forces at the city of Jacmel. The fighting continued, but Rigaud and his leading generals eventually evacuated the city of Les Cayes in August 1800, enabling Louverture to secure it. Following these battles, Dessalines’s fiancée Marie Félicité Claire Heureuse Bonheur served as a nurse and encouraged him to show mercy to the injured soldiers of Rigaud’s defeated army. Claire Heureuse was likely the daughter of a poor free black couple from Léogane. On 21 October 1801 she married Dessalines in Léogane and the wedding celebration continued for three days. Dessalines is believed to have been a passionate dancer. At the time of their wedding, Dessalines had at least four children with at least one other woman.

Once Louverture assumed the sole leadership role in the colony, he, along with Dessalines and Moyse, attempted to force the population to return to plantation labor. They viewed the export economy as the only way to sustain relative autonomy from France and to secure manufactured goods, most importantly, war materials. Dessalines was in charge of the southern and western departments and used violence or the threat of violence to coerce the laborers to assume the same jobs that they had been forced to work as slaves. This strategy may have been a tactic to appease French anxieties over the lack of productivity in the colony and to assure the metropole that the system could continue as it had previously. This was because Louverture was advocating for greater autonomy, but at the same time he did not want to anger the French government. Louverture issued a constitution in 1801 that professed continued allegiance to France but also declared autonomous government in Saint-Domingue. This document challenged the authority of Napoléon Bonaparte in France and, as a result, Bonaparte began to coordinate a military campaign to regain control of the colony. He sent a force of 30,000 men under the direction of his brother-in-law Charles Victor Emmanuel Leclerc to Saint-Domingue to disarm the “rebel” army. The army arrived in early 1802, and rumors that Bonaparte and Leclerc planned to reintroduce slavery in the colony sparked massive resistance there. A series of defeats led Christophe, Louverture, and Dessalines to surrender to the French, but widespread resistance continued. Leclerc distrusted Louverture and had him deported to France, where he would die in 1803 in a prison at Fort-de-Joux in the Jura mountains.

Christophe, Dessalines, and a number of other commanders in the colonial armies then fought alongside Leclerc to subdue the resistance and to disarm the population. It quickly became clear to these native leaders, however, that their visions for the colony differed significantly from the goals of the Leclerc expedition. They defected and rejoined the rebel camp. Louverture’s absence in the colony paved the way for Dessalines to assume the military rank of general-in-chief in what he began to call the “Indigenous Army.” The perceived threat to universal liberty in Saint-Domingue quickly turned the revolution into a war for independence. This was an all-out war. It was characterized by extreme violence on both sides since both armies assumed that the only solution was the complete eradication of the opposing forces. Leclerc argued that the only way to make Saint-Domingue productive again was to kill the entire population and to start fresh with enslaved captives from Africa.

Dessalines’s army, aided by a bout of yellow fever that ravaged the French army, gained the upper hand. In mid-1803 Dessalines began to plan for independence. The final battled occurred outside the city of Cap-Français at Vertières, and on 29 November 1803 Dessalines signed a peace treaty with Leclerc’s successor, Donatien Marie Joseph Rochambeau, calling for the evacuation of the French army. The treaty provided for the safe evacuation of the French army and any French planters who wished to leave. It also guaranteed the security of those planters who wished to stay. Louverture had previously promised the safety of white plantation owners if they wished to return to their former plantations and Dessalines’s assurances appeared to be mirroring such a strategy. He did not keep this promise, however, and many of these white French plantation owners were killed on Dessalines’s orders.

Independence

A month after the evacuation of the French, on 1 January 1804, Dessalines gathered his generals at Gonaïves and gave a speech that declared the island’s independence from France. This speech was soon published as being addressed to the “citizens of Haiti.” In this proclamation, Dessalines swore “eternal hatred to the French” but promised not to intervene in the affairs of the other empires of the Atlantic. At the time, Dessalines was courting the governments of Britain, Spain, and the United States in an attempt to secure recognition of the island’s independence from France as well as to find trading partners. This recognition was not forthcoming. Dessalines’s speech represents the world’s second successful declaration of independence to form a lasting nation-state, after the United States, and it also created the second independent nation in the Americas. On the same day, Dessalines was named governor-general for life of “Hayti.” This proclamation emphasized the many ways that the French influence could still be felt in the new country and highlighted the need for Haitians to prepare for battle. This call to arms resulted in a series of violent and public massacres of the remaining white French citizens on the island between February and April 1804. A small number of skilled individuals were spared for their perceived usefulness to the new country and British and American merchants were protected. In describing these massacres, Dessalines declared, “I have avenged America.”

In November 1804 Dessalines proclaimed himself Emperor Jacques I of Hayti, but he did not publish a national constitution until 1805. This constitution renewed the law that prohibited slavery and undertook to regulate the social, legal, and commercial structure of the country. Dessalines assumed complete control of the governance and military leadership of the country and ruled Haiti in an authoritarian manner. The 1805 constitution declared that all Haitians were citizens of the same family and were to be considered “black.” This designation was an attempt to eliminate the socio-racial hierarchies that had carried over from the colonial period. Despite efforts like this, Dessalines’s rule, in fact, had a lot in common with the colonial period and many former slaves were forced to go back to plantation labor and once more worked the land for the benefit of others.

By late 1806 Dessalines’s authoritarian rule had inspired resistance among the leading generals of the army, who organized a plot for his overthrow. On 17 October 1806 Dessalines was assassinated by a group of rebels near Pont Rouge just outside of Port-au-Prince. He was shot and his body torn to pieces and paraded through the city. Following Dessalines’s death, a battle for national leadership ensued between the generals Henry Christophe and Alexandre Pétion. Christophe was elected to office under a new constitution in 1806, but he did not agree with the republican style of government. He and his supporters retreated to the north and published a new constitution in 1807. The country split in civil war and Pétion was elected president of the Republic of Haiti in the southern and western departments. For the next decade, the country existed under the two governments of Haiti in a civil war stalemate, which sometimes flared up into outright war.

While the Haitian government had declared independence in 1804, the French government did not immediately acknowledge its defeat and waited until 1825 to extend official diplomatic recognition to Haiti. And, even after such a long time, the French only did so in exchange for an enormous indemnity payment from the Haitian government to compensate the former plantation owners who had lost their human and territorial property during the revolution. The British, Dutch, and Danish empires implicitly recognized Haitian independence in 1826 when they sent consuls to the island, but the United States waited until 1862 to recognize Haiti’s independence. While all of these governments withheld official diplomatic recognition after the Haitian declaration of independence, merchants traded with Haiti, legally and illegally, and helped to support the island’s independence from France.

Following his death, Dessalines was incorporated into the Vodou pantheon as “Ogoun Desalin.” The figure of Ogoun in Haitian Vodou is the innovation of a syncretic amalgamation of the Catholic Saint Jacques and the African warrior spirit Ogoun. Dessalines is the only leader of Haiti to have been named to the Vodou pantheon, and this highlights his continued importance in Haiti’s history.

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[-] SoylentSnake@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

crushpostingCrushing loneliness, that is.........oh well just the push i need to focus on myself and be the best me i can be (gym therapy etc etc etc)!!! let's try to have a good Friday ya'll, keep on smashin life!!!!!! big-cool

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[-] StalinStan@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

I was typing a reply when the last thread was locked. Living in the paleolithic had to be like an adventure story. There were diffrent types of people. Just like you go too far from your village and you find factually diffrent species of human. They had dwarfs, halflings, elves, and orcs. Depending on how you feel about the breakdown. Then places with entirely diffrent cultures and capabilities were just hanging around. It had to be wild. Then in some places there would be a sapien village with a few neianderthals in it. Just you got a weird quiet homie on the edge of the village who was built like a brick shithouse and is available to beat a jaguar to death to protect your goats just whenever.

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[-] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Imo adderall should just be made over the counter

Or like the Irish system where they sell a certain amount of codeine to people who want it

[-] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

When the format of your book gets destroyed by your ereader agony-shivering

[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

phone's browser (safari) had 1.2GB of website data in my local storage, nearly 1.1GB of that was hexbear??

when i deleted the hexbear data safari took up 90% less storage, have i just been that much of a chronic lurker or is more data being stored than should be? i promise i use other websites

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Joining the military to gain classified vehicle designs to win forum debates

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[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

Which guests would you like to see on the Talk Tuah podcast?

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Bill Maher. She should get really drunk and make him noticeably uncomfortable.

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[-] Moonworm@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

I've been playing so much Book of Hours recently. I really loved the world of Cultist Simulator and got reminded of it so I took another crack at BoH. The beginning is still a confusing slog of figuring out how it works and what you should be doing. I nearly gave up again a couple times. But then you hit a book that piques your interest and you figure out a way to use the different tools available to you to reliably allow you to crack harder texts and suddenly I am devouring grail lore while I talk to the midwife and we open up the Hush House's gardens.

The questions I had of the surrounding the various Hours and their names and Names (Different! Perhaps?) led me to some serious experimentation which led me to a super important revelation as to the mechanics of the game. This was both one of the greatest moments of the game for me and a feeling like I'd really wished I'd understood it earlier. It's a game that requires you to really both increase your capacities by learning things as a character and a player. I think it succeeds at that in a both beautiful and ugly fashion, but it is hard to deny that it works on some level.

[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

why the fuck did updating macOS solve a memory leak in OPML importing for NetNewsWire–an RSS reader that hasn't been updated in a year?? I've been dealing with it for months and nothing changed until yesterday when I updated to Sequoia. I thought that shit was skill issue. was it something kernel-level? was it my cache? I don't think it's the latter. I've rebooted before this??? arcane environment. i didn't even reinstall. just booted up the app as always.

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[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

had a great day. touched grass, saw fish & a river otter, picked mushrooms, and swam in an icy cold river. tired but good tired.

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[-] rhubarb@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

Geforce Experience might be the worst, most cursed piece of software out there. I made the mistake of using it to capture video yesterday, and giving it that permission made it flip some mystery setting somewhere that causes anything in fullscreen on a second monitor to jump on top of everything on the primary monitor if I click away from it, even after I uninstalled that piece of shit.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Haaaaaaaaaaaaate.

I tried to come up with a coherent sentence about how i feel about all the "helpful" bloatware hardware is saddled with now but that's all i could get out.

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[-] GunslingerSky@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

I hate Star Trek Voyager so fucking much. I naivly thought that the last season wouldn't be so fucking awful. And yet...

Season 7 Episode 9+10 CW Torture and slaveryHolograms that were being enslaved and continually tortured by being forced to battle for their lives revolt, killing their opressers. Janeway sides with the oppressors, and the Doctor (also a hologram) gets transported the the liberationists' ship. We ends up agreeing with them, until the tail half of the episode where suddenly the Holograms are evil and and are being just oh so mean to the oppressors by fighting back. The Doctor realizes he is a Liberal, and decides slavery and torture are a good thing actually.

Voyager Season 7 Episode 13 CW Racism(Allegory to it), deathPrisoners that are being transported to be executed are transported onto Voyager. Voyager keeps the prisoners hostage while they wait for a transport ship. One of the prisoners says his species is being oppressed and convicted of crimes far more than other species, and also get much higher death penalty rates. The guards beat someone nearly to death and give him some nanoprobes to heal his brain because he was so badly beaten. Neelix contacts a planet for information on the oppressed species and finds that they make up 10% of the population, and yet make up 80% of the prison population (sound familiar?) The doctor finds that after the nanoprobe injection, the prisoner feel guilt and is non longer violent. It is then explained that this species "conscious" is severed from their mind, and that's why they make up a wildly disproportionate proportion of the prison population (Hmmm.) During an attack on Voyager, the prisoners escape, and end up taking one hostage that one guy goes to kill. The person who received the nanoprobes stops him because he now realizes that prisons are good actually, and gives the gun to the guard who shoots the other prisoner. Everyone ends up executed.

Just a constant in this series of having a premise that could be used to tackle something like systemic racism and instead uses it to re-enforce it. I love Rick Berman. I definetley do not want him to be sealed into a mineshaft while he slowly dies of dehydration.

Ended up reading the Red Sails article The Swerve which I liked which kinda summed up the thoughts I had on this sort of problem in shows, I have copied the text and put it into this spoiler:

The Swerve by Nia Frome (Via Red Sails)

There’s a common trope in media where it’s revealed, most often near the end of the story (but sometimes right off the bat), that trying too hard to do good makes you evil. Game of Thrones, HBO’s Watchmen, The Hunger Games, and many other shows, movies, and games all have endings that seem to come out of nowhere, as if they’re imposed from without rather than obeying the story’s inner logic.

Any pop culture artifact is compelling to the extent that it taps into our real desire for change, justice, virtue, freedom, resolution, etc. But it can never go all the way down this road, it can’t consummate this desire, because that would be too threatening to the reigning social order. The very principle of free speech has shown symptoms of this same hysteria since its inception. John Stuart Mill, father of enlightened liberalism and one of the early advocates of free speech, explicitly warned against extending it to socialists:

An opinion that corn dealers are starvers of the poor, or that private property is robbery, ought to be unmolested when simply circulated through the press, but may justly incur punishment when delivered orally to an excited mob assembled before the house of a corn dealer, or when handed about among the same mob in the form of a placard. [1]

Why do stories that may start out so promising and suggestive seem to always turn to crap towards the very end? Because any consistent working-out of problems tends towards communism. Such a consistent working-out has to be sabotaged, thwarted; to do that, the principle of consistency itself has to be chucked overboard. A counter-revolutionary ending has to be passed off as a happy ending, meaning whoever represents the revolution must turn out to be a villain, no matter how implausible or visibly tacked-on this characterization is. Erik Killmonger, Daenerys Targaryen, Alma Coin, and Lady Trieu all break bad sort of inexplicably, punishing the viewer for supporting the power-claim of someone with good politics. The message is unequivocal: “Having good politics doesn’t make you fit to rule! Having no politics does! The restoration of the status quo is the best we can hope for.”

These stories cynically wring emotional identification out of the viewer by giving them a taste of communism, and then when they no longer need that emotional buy-in — because the show’s wrapping up — they insult the viewer for falling for it to begin with. Inglourious Basterds “gets us to share those fantasies [of killing Hitler] and then it starts calling the fantasies into question. … [Tarantino] hates us for liking his movies the way we do; he hates us because he can so easily bring us round to enjoying the sight of people being gathered into a closed space so that they can be exterminated.” [2] Christian Thorne is wrong to see this as a peculiar quirk of Tarantino’s: hating your audience is endemic to mass media.

This hatred and condescension is just a more specific case of the general form of liberal wisdom. Namely: the truth is always whatever conclusion you reach after you get over your youthful radicalism. Artists ostentatiously signal maturity and seriousness by condemning radicalism. This gesture is as obligatory and reflexive as making the sign of the cross when you walk into a church. No matter what interesting ideas you start out with (and there really are a whole lot of interesting ideas in my estimation), you must always end on a note of fidelity to the status quo. And this distorts the whole story, especially towards its end. Expectations (that is, the way the audience was hoping this would go) must always be “subverted” (that is, denied in conformity with overriding structural imperatives) to remind the audience that they can’t ever get what they want (that is, communism).

Who are showrunners accountable to at the end of a successful franchise? Certainly not the viewers, whose semi-conscious revolutionary desires fueled the thing’s success. Since the show is already a hit, it doesn’t need to end in a satisfying way to get people to fill seats. Showrunners are accountable only to future investors, who need to be reassured that the showrunners are a good investment. They find themselves obliged to engage in performative treachery as a way of virtue signaling to hypothetical moneymen. As Black Sails and Marx’s Inferno show, treachery is the founding sin of capitalism, and all major productions have to ritualistically reenact this gesture if they’re ever going to find their way into the big leagues. They demonstrate their value to power through a loyalty oath that gets woven into the script: “I made arrangements to ensure that when we leave here, it is with compromises in place that will diffuse any threat of widespread rebellion.” [3]

The swerve, capitalism’s yanking the football away at the last second, is comically predictable. It goes far beyond media: capitalism is a neverending practical joke, a sudden but inevitable betrayal that can’t stop repeating itself, worming its way into the substance of everyday life, making it ever stupider and more self-defeating (what Marx called real subsumption). But we shouldn’t blame each other for still making a run at Lucy’s football — like religion, mass media is both an expression of and a protest against real suffering. We may fall for the trick, but our steps get a little bit faster every time. It remains to be seen what a full working-through of the problem of communism would look like. Fortunately, we’ll never get it out of our heads (or off our screens) until we solve it.

[1] Shirley Galloway, 1993. John Stuart Mill’s On Liberty: Only for the Exceptional Few. [web]

[2] Christian Thorne, 2011. Tarantino, Nazis, and Movies That Can Kill You — Part 2. [web]

[3] Robert Levine and Jonathan E. Steinberg, Black Sails. 04x10 — XXXVIII

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

Aside from season 2 and arguably 1 of Picard, Voyager was the worst thing on TV regarding ST. If you think Enterprise was worse, I respect that but I'd rather a trsinerrck than boredom.

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[-] rhubarb@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

A youtuber who has made a couple of videos I enjoyed just seemingly unironically said "methinks" in a video, I have never unsubscribed faster, take that reddit shit somewhere else

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[-] jimmyjohnsandwichsix@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

IM SICK OF SOCIETY jokerfied

[-] Moss@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

Finished Nier:Automata for the first time today. I know it's the kind of game you're supposed to play multiple times to get different endings, but the ending just made me go HUH?

I killed Adam and Eve as 2B and that's it? 2B was in the middle of a character arc about revelling against YorHa. What the fuck even is YorHa? They're a very sinister organization aesthetically. "For the glory of mankind" but we never see any humans. 2B saw that YorHa wasn't right about everything, and Pascal proved that machines weren't a mindless enemy. But the game just ends as soon as Eve dies?

What's going on with the machines? Why do they have emotions? What is YorHa, why are they so suspicious? Does humanity even exist anymore? What does 2B value? Who the fuck is A2? What's up with Pascal and his pacifism? What the fuck is going on? I have so many questions.

I assume these questions will be answered. I've started a game as 9S, and I think it's very cool to play a different character with a different playstyle. I just think the game ended for 2B way too early.

I assume I'll get to play as 2B again, so I'm not that worried or upset. I just have a lot of questions.

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[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

Uh I'm on the "Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 is kinda good" pill.

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[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

... the ~~aristocrats~~ eurypterids!

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[-] AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

made a vegan jambalaya last night, turned out really good! I've been eating like shit lately so it felt good to actually cook something healthy and tasty

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[-] rhubarb@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

I tried to confirm that a word in my native language does not have a simple equivalent in English by googling "[word] [in English]" and I think I got the worst result a search has ever given me. It was the word as if it was an English word, "translated" to Chinese for some reason, phonetically with random tones so predictably the result was complete nonsense. It didn't use to be like this, how did they fuck up this bad?

[-] Commiejones@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

AI is turning web 2.0 into grey goo. its kinda funny until you need to sift through the mess to find something that you used to be able to get in a moment.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

The Dead Internet Theory was supposed to be fringe conspiracy shit but through the magic of techno-capitalism we have brought it to life.

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[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

After an entire week of dicking around, my home-made Wayland compositor can display a mouse cursor! :o

[-] moonlake@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

First day of autumn che-poggers

Comfychads we are so back comfy

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[-] peppersky@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

Humans are really really weird apes

[-] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Fucking nintendo suing palworld when they haven't released a good mainline pokemon game since let's go*

*Gen IX was a good time but it's obviously a released beta and certainly not a finished product

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[-] homhom9000@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Is the running high supposed to be during the run? I only feel it when I'm done running and get to sit down.

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[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

It's so unfair that chocobos aren't real.

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