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submitted 1 year ago by zer0@discuss.tchncs.de to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] independantiste@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

touch women

touch: cannot touch 'women': Not enough permissions

sudo !!

[–] independantiste@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

to my fbi agent, for legal reasons, this is a joke, i would never touch women in real life

[–] odium@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You're on lemmy, we already know.

[–] odium@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

User doesn't have sudo permissions. This incident will be reported.

[–] Cr4yfish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't trust the dudes telling you to chmod 777 everything.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Don't trust the dudes telling you to not trust the dudes telling you to chmod 777 everything

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago