This is the level of not giving a damn I want to reach.

Respect! Guy's got his own time zone.

You laugh but there's a thing called "farm time" that's exactly this and has been a thing in the rural Midwest in various places. I remember visiting my grandmother in Indiana as a kid and they had it there out in the middle of fuck-off nowhere.

I'm just going to use UTC, nothing is going to stop me, my neighbors? Get fucked learn to convert.

It’s for big candy big bbq to have more daylight to sell more candy and bbq before the sun goes down

Daylight Saving…

That's a lot of words to say he's too lazy to change the clocks