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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm more interested in her den of vipers....

[–] BenReilly97@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You mean her Chamber of Secrets?

[–] Dunstabzugshaubitze@feddit.org 18 points 1 month ago

her house of slitherIN?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

God damnit - that's good

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Why do you want to give her parseltongue?

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago

I heard it makes you hard

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Johanno@feddit.org 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

Challenge level: 15

Peace was never an option: Each goose strand of the Megoosa will attempt to steal or disarm the weapons of any enemies in melee range, up to 5 times per turn. On a success, the goose captures the weapon and uses its damage against the previous owner. On a failed roll, the strand causes 3d4 physical damage.

HONK!: Up to 5 goose strands may honk loudly as a reaction to any spellcasting happening within 60 feet of the Megoosa. Spellcasters within range must pass a DC 15 Wisdow Save or have their spell fail, expending the slot. For every 5 feet closer to the Megoosa, the DC increases by 1

[–] AceQuorthon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Baby Snakes

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

all of them are giant demodex

[–] quantenzitrone@lemmings.world 2 points 1 month ago

if her eyebrows and -lashes were snakes, it would've probably been described in the stories